
we should make No Norbit November a illegal form of torture. No person should go a month without watching the beauty known as Norbit.
Can somebody make a computer virus that forces you to watch the entirety of norbit on your computer every time you boot it up?
An insider just told me, Rasputia will be in smash bros
More Nintendo leaks from the same source (Malo932) that correctly predicted pretty much all Nintendo announcements this year:
- A brand new Smash Bros game is in development, not a port of Ultimate
- Nintendogs is coming back
- Mario Kart World DLC coming in 2027 featuring Fox McCloud
- New Star Fox Adventures game in development
-3D Mario, Wario World, new 2D Metroid coming next year
#1 Norbit Fan retweeted
This is what the reputation system is gonna look like with my Lucia:
New GTA 6 details from the alleged leaks:
• There's a 6-Star Wanted system now
• There's some sort of RDR2 style karma or reputation system
• Police can recognize your face, clothing, and getaway car - changing these could make it easier to lower your Wanted Level.
• Cars require fuel and maintenance
• Melee attacks require stamina or energy
• NPCs can get out of their car and road rage against you
• There are two currencies, one for your safehouse and one for your person
• There's a Focus bar when Jason is shooting the basketball
• Crashing your car depletes the player's health
• Cars also have storage and loadout slots in the trunk
• Objects seem to have a more complex physics system. Stuff like the basketball and plants move, shake, and fall more realistically.
Overall, looks like they're taking a lot more inspiration from RDR2 than GTA 5. Which sounds great IMO.
Important to stress that this was allegedly from an older build, so any of these details are subject to change.
Breaking: United Nations declare depriving a person of the ability to watch Norbit as a form of torture. This method of torturing people will be illegal in all UN countries starting September 1st.
NORBIT ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS CROSSOVER???????
Texas classrooms in 2030:
Public school students in Texas will be required to read passages from the bible in class, starting in 2030.
(theguardian.com/us-news/2026…)
fuck the criterion kubrick boxset
you know we all want a criterion brian robbins boxset with every single one of his films in pristine 4k































