Andrew Faulkner retweeted
I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?"
As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
Andrew Faulkner retweeted
Calling on President Joe Biden to use the Defense Production Act to increase the supply of Taylor Swift concert tickets
Andrew Faulkner retweeted
Idea:
- Set aside ~15 million Pfizer vaccines
- Give them a weird new name like Hydroxyiverzinc
- Send to doctors, veterinarians, acupuncturists, etc.
- Viral marketing campaign calling Hydroxyiverzinc “the secret COVID cure the government doesn’t what you to know about!”
Andrew Faulkner retweeted
In time, the pandemic will end. But the memories of the month when I sandblasted my groceries will last forever.
Andrew Faulkner retweeted
If B.C. included emissions counted under forest management in its official inventory total, the province’s annual CO2 emissions would jump to 305.3 megatonnes in 2018, instead of 67.9 megatonnes.
thetyee.ca/News/2021/06/24/C…
Andrew Faulkner retweeted
Everyone: Maybe AstraZeneca isn't safe?
GenX: We drank out of the hose and played with lawn darts. Gimme that damn needle!
#GenXZeneca
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See you all at the next climate strike:)
Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist news.sky.com/story/human-pen…
