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Me pulling a 3 star Godfree after grinding Nameless Emperor for 500 hours
From Hoyoverse comes something completely different than its past titles, this is Nodusfall! #OpeningNightLive
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A hecking dogger in a soulslike… Just… Take my upvote… except… can we NOT see the doggo die? I just… I just couldn’t take it!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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[restaurant]
RACCOON (in trench coat): one egg
WAITER: one egg? *suspicious* you’re not from around here, are you?
RACCOON: t-two eggs?
WAITER: ah yes, that’s a normal quantity of eggs
RACCOON: *excitedly* five eggs!
WAITER: *eyes narrow*
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dentist said i can eat candy and stuff because he no longer cares about me or my teeth
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Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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🚨🐶 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Bernardo Silva's dog named 'John Stones' is walking out onto the Etihad pitch instead of John Stones for his farewell.






















