Ms. Pepper Potts // Seen FFH

"...Sometimes I even take out the trash." *hardcore feminist *jaded divorcee, not looking *strict professional, presently PA to Mr. Tony Stark *do not call me Pep, Peppy, PepperAnn, or anything but Ms. Potts; Pepper only to friends. *closeted Pepperony, Tonys must start with IM1!

Thank you, Mr. Stark. It's nice to be feared.

// My internal narrator is reading this like Starfire from Teen Titans 😆

As if a woman can't work from the privacy of her own home without the media suspecting SOMETHING.

She looks pleasantly surprised! And takes the cup, giving it a taste... And an approving nod. "Yeah, that's much better. Distinct lack of coffee grounds is a major improvement." Another swig. "Did you get my message about this afternoon's board meeting? Are you going?"

Sometimes I feel like you say stuff like that JUST to torment me.

*spit take as she's watching this interview with eyes wide in horror* Oh, Toni...

Her jaw DROPS, face burning even darker red than her hair. "That is... SO innappropriate, Mr. Stark! TONY! Tony, don't-- How dare you!!!" FLUSTERED!!!

*through gritted teeth* Damn it, Stark, I know where you /sleep at night/. And I resupply your coffee. If you don't want decaf for a week, you will STOP IT.

*frantically waves him off!* Shhh!

*eyes WIDEN, bright blush, and flags that as NSFW and sends it to the lawyers* Oh, Tony...

I'll get on the phone with the service provider, Mr. Stark. Won't be a moment.

Thank you, Natalie. You are, as always, an absolute joy and wonder.

*sighs... And prepares for the consequences*

...Uh oh. Is the internet down?

Ooh! Did you get the espresso machine working again? I know you've been... "Upgrading" it for about a week and a half now.

*very sincerely prays that he doesn't ask her to help make this foolish thing actionable...*