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Jerry

@NotAgentAgent

I'm /an/ Agent of SHIELD. Not /that/ Agent of SHIELD.

Joined January 2022
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"Some call it multitasking. I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place." 馃寪 Starkbucks Superfan 馃寪 OC SHIELD Agent 馃寪 Disaster Agent 馃寪 Definitely in over his head 馃寪 Possibly a Skrull 馃寪 MVRP, Friendly Writer 馃寪 Writer is over 30
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Jerry was running late-- which meant he was on time-- for his appointment with @Fives4Days. His schedule simply listed the man as Agent Domino and a search had pulled a profile, but no information. This was fine. He steps into Starkbucks and gets in line to get a drink, +
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hoping he was still there before the other agent, but having the sinking feeling he was actually late and somehow in his underwear and maybe he should talk to his doc about a meds adjustment before Doctor Lang tried to 'trash can' fix him again.
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The report for this is going to be a nightmare. I can feel it.
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I'm sorry, /what/ happened? Where?! I'll... Get right on that.
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"Sirs... I'm afraid I can't... I realize you're higher than me in the chain of command, but I feel I need to voice some sort of... This is unconscionable. You can't be serious." Face ashy and hands clenched in his lap, Jerry squares his shoulders and straightens. "He is at +
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will be taken into consideration. You're dismissed." Fury's tone is clipped, stern, reading angry for the Agent's anxiety. "Th-thank you, sir. Sirs." Jerry sighs, the wind draining out of his sails as he gets to his feet. This had been pointless. They were still going to strip +
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the poor man of one of his senses. He supposed it was time to start looking for another job. Maybe Doctor Lang would have some ideas.
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Someone just... Took my coffee.
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I am /done/ with dating apps. He said he lived in a gated community. He meant prison.
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Found an old memo... Was this the wild west or what?
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You can't just say this and not fill the rest of us in.
Sam Wilson (@SmoothFlyinVet) profile pictureSam Wilson@SmoothFlyinVet5 Aug 2022
I did not need to know that.
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"Oh." Jerry needs to sit down. He's bleeding and rather distantly aware that it hurts and is in a spot marked 'bad' in the handbook. "Ah... Dr Lang?" She's wrapping up, this will be fine. @StngrNotStature was almost done.
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WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING.
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.@StngrNotStature? I did get to try your piggies. They were very delicious, thank you.
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This is Lang's fault.
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I just caught Fury, Hill, Coulson, and a gentleman who looks remarkably like former Director Keller all in the bar that doesn't exist arguing about the rules to Paper, Scissors, Rock, Lizard Spock.
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Oh. They're arguing because whoever 'wins' has to take over as Director for the next week. This makes perfect sense.
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In other news, my anti-anxiety med seems to be working.
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