Imitation is the sincerest form of being inferior.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Oh man, I remember SEVERAL MONTHS AGO when I passed 50k downloads. Good times. But right now my sights are set on 70k. With only three episodes a month, too. Wow!

Must be nice to be able to constantly dish it out but not be able to take it. I offered peace just… so many times. And it was always rebuked. So here we are.

Hahahahahahahahaha Coward.

Always good to have fans.

Winner

Robert Stewart. I don’t post passive aggressive shit on my professional podcast Twitter because I am not an embarrassing pick me podcaster.

Ahhh that warms the cockles of my heart.

My life is weird. Sometimes in very good ways. Sometimes in very bad ways. It’s been a very strange, unusual existence. But it’s mine, and I guess I don’t have anyone to measure it against since I am not in their heads. Hmm. That is a weird haiku, man.

Another podcaster recently DMed me some constructive criticism about an area of my show he thought was lower quality than the rest. And I am implementing some changes going forward to improve. Because I’m not some psychopath who thinks advice is a direct assault on me as a person

Completely natural photos, as they were taken.

Honestly I am just glad I make content that doesn’t suuuuuuck. And that I am not a hundred times less funny than I think I am.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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