2002 Player Hater of the Year
Joined January 2011
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Chinks retweeted
This chosen one shit ain't a game
Hayden Christensen says he once got recognized by someone who was robbing his house.
The burglar gave him his stuff back & apologized so Hayden let him have some clothes and a pair of shoes.
(Source: thenerdwire.com/2026/10/30/h…)
Chinks retweeted
RIP but I gotta ask was he fat
Chinks retweeted
OG Twitter Comedian breaks silence on why he disappeared.
DooleyFunny was the first person to blow up on Twitter when they introduced the video feature that allowed for up to 30s recordings.
Vine was the only other option at 6 seconds. Dooley, Shiggy, LeanandCuisine, etc would pave the way for figures like Druski to flourish
Chinks retweeted
One customer moved away and my White Claw sales dropped $6,175.14 at my restaurant.
Apparently I didn’t have a White Claw customer. I had THE White Claw customer 😂
Chinks retweeted
Massachusetts is so messed up that there’s a stretch of highway where you are traveling on 95 north and 95 south at the same time.
Chinks retweeted
After working on multiple games with this woman, I truly WISH you guys could see her casting audition videos compared to her competition. It's like watching 1996 Michael Jordan turn up to a high school basketball game.
Chinks retweeted
NEW: McDonald's prices have doubled in the last ten years.
The profits have gone mostly to shareholders, who got nearly $40 billion in dividends over the past decade while customers suffer and workers are underpaid.
Here's how fast food is the latest victim of enshittification.
Chinks retweeted
Yall weren’t outside when the illuminati mandated every rapper to make a song about Molly
