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Stand up comedian & some other shit. Detroit to the DMV

Washington, DC
Joined December 2023
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Updated list of shows I got coming up. Bump into me!
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of course you would.
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I disagree.
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Yall with this fake ass contrarian ass views gotta go. Yall don’t want to vote but you believe in voting. Yall don’t believe in breaking the law but don’t want consequences. Everybody stop being dumb for a moment damn
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yea iight nigga lmaoooo
I got a chance to speak to Keith after the podcast and it was all love. I know my words offended some people and I apologize for that. What I said and what I meant were two different things. I could’ve done a better job getting my point across. Toni
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i like this
nobody in america is flowing like this btw holy
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OF COURSE HE IS THROWING HANDS… WHO DID YOU EXPECT? WILLEM DAFRIEND?
Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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shawarmas for the hood, you fat black bitch.
We're being conquered.
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might as well let me crack before them WWIII bombs crack the sky, babe.
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Y’all really don’t be Black. This song was everywhere in 2005….🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
I was so surprised when I found out this song wasn’t a hit. It just has that hit quality to be number one for 7 weeks
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smh
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If he played every snap like this he’d break records. There wasn’t a thing Darrisaw, or anyone, could do to stop him
hutch wanted to kill somebody on this play lmfao my god
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This just reminded me, a student told me the other day, his chapter gave him a cane with no stripes because he opted out of getting his ass beat. & I was like, & you still pay dues? Then I had to have conversation with a 20 year old about self respect
Do yall see the material? 🤤
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i love some fat ass titties
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that’s a functioning business at the back👏
Same place, Different time 2019. 2026.
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i never fucked burt, i never fucked ernie
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I watched a podcast clip with Biggie and Jadakiss' sons talking about rap albums and Jada's son said he hated Ready to Die and it sounded like "Dirty Brooklyn n*ggas rapping". Many people were outraged but I actually found it hilarious in that he saw hard unpolished boom bap rap the same way someone from my generation saw Kurtis Blow or Kool Moe Dee. I'm a firm believer that with rap, more so than any other genre, you can't fully appreciate it unless you were there in the moment.
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If Darius Acuff was named Darkola Acufovic niggas would be calling him a future hall of famer
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they lowkey having the same exact year
YE is having the year hiphop media is trying to convince us Jay Z is having
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*was meeting Curren$y 😭
One of the best marketing moves Bape ever made was getting Lil Wayne to wear the brand in 2006
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she spitting
I simply don’t care about body shaming men. Men don’t bear children, go through menopause, go on birth control, have menstrual cycles or have hormones. It’s easier for men to lose weight and tone. Yall have no excuse to be big.
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I simply don’t care about body shaming men. Men don’t bear children, go through menopause, go on birth control, have menstrual cycles or have hormones. It’s easier for men to lose weight and tone. Yall have no excuse to be big.
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