Goodluck E. Johnny · Dec 9, 2015 · 1:32 PM UTC

Wait... Y'all are doing #upgradechallange and didn't call me? O! It's cos I win, right?

Goodluck E. Johnny · Oct 2, 2015 · 8:24 PM UTC

You are still my woman. My everything...

Goodluck E. Johnny · May 29, 2015 · 9:24 AM UTC

I hope you Nigerians are happy, you could have had this much swag...

Goodluck E. Johnny · Apr 27, 2015 · 10:54 AM UTC

When you're Aaron Ramsey and Piers Morgan tries to shake you...

Goodluck E. Johnny · Apr 20, 2015 · 1:34 PM UTC

All this uproar about my reelection campaign's budget; oh the things I do to keep Deizani happy...

Goodluck E. Johnny · Apr 14, 2015 · 11:16 AM UTC

A politician took back the transformer he donated after losing but I can't do that; my swag is eternal...

Goodluck E. Johnny · Mar 28, 2015 · 8:15 AM UTC

#NigeriaDecides: If I lose today, I'm blaming this idiot; Never trust light skinned people... youtu.be/EmYvfiLPUME

GMB will win 4 elections

One reason why GEJ could lose: when you have idiots for aides, supp...

Goodluck E. Johnny · Mar 27, 2015 · 1:55 PM UTC

Is this a soap opera? What manner of juju is this; making a whole Commander in Chief to be crying like a baby! 😭 youtu.be/xX62Trg96MA

Goodluck E. Johnny · Mar 11, 2015 · 6:07 PM UTC

Her: Please drop me! Me: but you are lighter than stolen money

Goodluck E. Johnny · Feb 20, 2015 · 2:46 PM UTC

Later you people will say we are not the same thing. #YesWeCanMoveNigeriaForward