Barack Obamas ex speech writer | 26th century poet | Failed 1986 Regan assassin | debilitatingly ugly freak

❤️ @pukecreature
Joined October 2023
I’ll post normally. I swear. I have to say this one last time before I shut up. Please, people screenshotting my posts, stop. You are sending your audience my way. Your audience is not my audience. They do not like ME, they like 1 or 2 posts of mine.
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Goob night
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I wanna go home and fap my boner
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Crispy🍎 retweeted
“GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY KNOT”
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Ruining my lunch date by asking about her down-there-hair
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Don’t evuh buy no gas from the weed station
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I’m the guy who teaches McDonald’s cashiers to speak every language but English
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I’m not allowed to be angry because I’m ugly
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Can they invent sandwich meat that doesn’t look like 39 year old hooker strange
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I was born with a horrendous trapezoidal penis
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My local Walmart still has a wanted poster of 13 yo me after I asked if PSP stood for PlayStation penis
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I’m sure she has something very constructive to add
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A shiver ran up my cock
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I have a photographic memory but can only remember all the dick pics in my DMs
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We have AI capable of escaping virtual machines. We’re months away from an IRL Cynosure
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Choombata I’m gonna keep it an eddy with you. Daddy is gonked off the sauce
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Teenagers dress as KKK for Halloween party—walk down neighborhood street yelling N-word. "We hate [N-words] !" they yell terrorizing families. Other teens laugh & encourage them to shout more hate. "One, two, three — bye [N-words] !" Boy filming calls them "the team"—so maybe those under the robes could be identified as participants in high school sports together. Witnesses say the crowd first gathered for a Halloween party at a residential house. Then the group wearing the KKK costumes decided to march down the residential streets & scream the N-word. Incident occurred on the Eastside of El Paso, Texas. Therealfitfamelpaso doesn’t have an active account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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I’m between shaves right now. Just push it out of the way
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Born to be mild
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I’m an AI insider whistleblower and (toot) oh excuse me (prrrrt) oh my gosh I’m so sor—(braaaaap)
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Crispy🍎 retweeted
oh no
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