@smallandgreat I also got some of that cake. And shouldn't there be a middle finger in there somewhere? #whyismynecksolong
@smallandgreat I wasn't aware that U31 was even open other nights.
@smallandgreat as promised, here is your fix for more animals being jerks: reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJer…
Special one hour show tonight at JT's at 8 pm - mini games with free drinks and prizes after each round, then catch @rockoutkaraoke at 9:30!
Currently playing a game of "What's That Smell" with my cat, the garbage, the fridge and the disposal.
@smallandgreat Thanks! I'll see if I have some more cartoon character questions for you
It's a good thing men don't have vaginas, because otherwise the only thing the world would grow is cucumbers.
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” - JH
Amped up for an awesome show tonight! We'll be trying to figure out what that purple shit is that Jollibee sells.
Not Just Trivia retweeted
A dunk in basketball, which is the opposite of a 3-pointer, should really count for only 1 point.
Bummer we won't get any more Wichita State "shocker" jokes. They really brought the country together.
Starting 2012 the same way I entered this world - in the bathroom with people crying. Circle of life.
#ARealFriend - a buddy who will go downtown and get two blowjobs and come back and give you one. Classic

