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Kaigan | kaz jawn | NC | esteemed food critic | punch kick ush we like to fight

Hope Mills, NC
Joined August 2010
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I just don’t see how anyone could feel good beating on this Eagles team
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being an eagles fan is literal cuckholdery in its purest form
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At this rate, might as well take the *surviving* players on the 53 man roster and ship em off to different teams
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I’m a Tanner McKee fan this Sunday
What the #Eagles have dealt with this season: • QB Jalen Hurts: OUT with a blood clot • RT Lane Johnson: Retired • C Cam Jurgens: Traded to Baltimore • LG Landon Dickerson: Knee injury, was on IR • RB Saquon Barkley: Hamstring injury • WR DeVonta Smith: Hamstring injury • WR Marquise Brown: Ankle injury • RB Tank Bigsby: Core muscle surgery, placed on IR • TE Dallas Goedert: Sprained MCL • RB Will Shipley: Foot injury • C Drew Kendall: Knee injury • EDGE Jalyx Hunt: Ankle/knee injury • EDGE Jonathan Greenard: Ankle injury • LB Zack Baun: Concussion • S Michael Carter II: Abdominal injury • S Marcus Epps: Groin injury • TE Grant Calcaterra: Back injury, IR • TE Eli Stowers: Hamstring/quad injury, IR • CB Jakorian Bennett: Knee injury, IR
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I ain’t got play since big chungus
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being an eagles fan is literal cuckholdery in its purest form
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just finished kingdom hearts 1 for the first time. calm luh vibe
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po boys are the most useless sandwich ever icl
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I’m on watch
BREAKING: #Eagles 6x Pro Bowl RT Lane Johnson is retiring from the NFL, effective immediatly.
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okay this is funny as fuck icl
First thing I see when I open Reels this morning
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there should not be a line for the bathroom bro they really got me in the dookie queue
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Eagles have to be the most penalized team in sports history
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calling into work bald
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fuck it, I got my Mewtwo jersey on today 🥹
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Yikes: Eagles rookie WR Makai Lemon had the FEWEST receiving yards in Week 1 (-5) for a 1st-round WR of all time. The only other 1st-round WR to have negative receiving yards was Kadarius Toney. 😬😬😬
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make it 5 mins and if I don’t finish it kill my lineage
Wendy’s has brought back its "banned" T-Rex Burger and is challenging customers to devour nine beef patties in just nine minutes for $29.99 with fries and a drink
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I just wanted coins but instead I got this rat
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Smash at the wedding
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just played smash ultimate at a wedding my life a movie
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