yeah idc Doja deserved some of these lashings cause the Sam hyde shit was crazy. With how deep she was on the internet you don’t know who that man is but you was in incel nazi ass video chats? yeah okay girl
bro my dog just pist me off. I just refilled his water bowl for the night and he looks at it and instead of drinking out his bowl he comes over and knocks my entire water bottle on the floor so he can drink it….. like??????
ky retweeted
Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and would like to turn myself in.
I have voted at least 25 times today in multiple states including Florida, Texas, Michigan, and Ohio. I am not a citizen.
My name is BOSTON RICHEY and my address is 742 Palm Breeze Avenue
this is like so 😭😭😭😭😭the layers to this?????
Replying to @nermalicious2
I keep thinking about that one time I was trying to drink chemicals in the bathroom right next to my schizophrenic brother's room and I didn't go through with it because I could hear him talking dirty with the voices in his head
told my man I was craving tomato soup and grilled cheese and 30 mins later he said check outside and now I’m eating grilled cheese and tomato soup.
ky retweeted
midwest maxing today. starting my day with caribou coffee. lunch is gonna be a culver’s butter burger and cheese curds. then “ope, i’m gonna squeeze right past ya” at hyvee to get my ingredients for walking tacos and scotcheroos
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Former lawyers of Nicki Minaj report that the rapper has breached their legal agreement and owes them $295,605, according to @RollingStone.























