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Buying weed at the NSLC is cool because you dont have to hangout there for like a half hour afterwards so the liquor store thinks that youre friends
Being bisexual means that im comfortable with any month being pride month as long as i have a connection with it
Kevin J retweeted
I'll straight up listen to the Pet Shop Boys on a backstreet and the Backstreet Boys in a pet shop I really don't give a shit anymore.
Kevin J retweeted
Bet dogs have some solid conspiracy theories on how the world is trying to microchip and track everyone.
Kevin J retweeted
Not being allowed into a club during the WAP era is probably best for our own health. There simply cannot be that many main characters on a dance floor without causing murder
Getting friend requests from someone that tried to assault one of your best friends wasn't how I wanted to start my day.
Stab every abuser
Kevin J retweeted
Why was I today years old when I learned that the SAT was created in 1926 by a eugenicist, Carl Brigham, that believed the test would reveal the natural intellectual ability of White people?
Kevin J retweeted
Atom was split by Earnest Rutherford from NZ. Phone was invented by Alexander Graham Bell from Scotland. World War l and II - group effort but US were there for some of it. Internet - not as good as we thought it was going to be.
"Americans harnessed electricity, split the atom, and gave the world the telephone and the internet. We settled the Wild West, won two World Wars, landed American Astronauts on the Moon—and one day soon, we will plant our flag on Mars!"
— President @realDonaldTrump
Kevin J retweeted
"defund the police?"
"well then who's going to make sure justice is done?"
"netflix documentaries"
"My boyfriend is racist and homophobic, but were looking for someone to ease him into a threesome with"
Officially never leaving my house again 🙃
Never talk to strangers
Kevin J retweeted
The Confederacy was only around for 5 years and got it’s ass kicked. I’ve been The Hurricane for 20 years and I beat The Rock. NC should just put up statues of me. 😂🤷🏻♂️
Well I'm banned from facebook for 24 hours for posting an article that apparently had a penis as the thumbnail picture 💁♀️
Kevin J retweeted
“how will we settle issues in the community without calling the cops?” stop acting like y’all never heard of krumping bro
Kevin J retweeted
I'm not the least bit heart-warmed by these cops kneeling in solidarity with protestors now.
They're like the abusive husband who is nice to his wife on her birthday.
Save it, Chief.













