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NotSoMadHatter

@NotZaphod

Like to think I'm open-minded, but that's open to debate. https://xitter.gq/t.co/WfsbtqEZXZ

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Joined March 2016
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod25 Jan 2019
What do you mean, 'You can't have a Dad Bod, if you don't have kids'?! That's some unfair bullshit, right there!
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod20 Feb 2019
Wow. You are WAY too fucking hot, for this loser. *Me, as a couples counselor
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod27 Dec 2019
Sure, I send out dick pics. But only to women who need a good laugh.
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod14 Apr 2023
Fine! I'll look at your nudes, but I won't enjoy it!
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod6 Mar 2021
Be the reason they reach into their pants, before they open your message.
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod20 Mar 2023
#inspirational
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod9 Nov 2019
Who decided to call it Gender Fluid, instead of Unisexy?
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NotSoMadHatter@NotZaphod27 Feb 2019
How to be a more attractive man: 1. Don't be a misogynistic, patronising twatwaffle. 2. Rinse & repeat.
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwistedSep 20
Look if you're thinking about me..just make sure it's inappropriate
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I see. So the aliens were up to no good. There we go, of course. Case closed.
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Shark@Shark5881715566Sep 21
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