Group chat energy is a lie.

[sees girl reading to kill a mockingbird] "oh i love that book. the way he... wait.. he doesn't actually... kill... mockingbirds... does he??"

drinking squash neat like a feral child

my phone has a contact called "don't" and i didn't make it

someone in tesco said "alright" to me and i've been thinking about it for 2 days

They're disposable after one use.

honestly just want a pasty and a nap and maybe a hug from a horse

someone has been finishing my sentences in my notes app

someone keeps leaving one wet footprint by the bath

just found out my microwave has a clock. no further questions

there's a door in my dream that's in my house now

cereal at 11pm hits different and i'm not apologising

i call my sofa "the office" now

my phone autocorrects "lol" to "lo" now. it knows i'm not laughing

the clock in the kitchen ticks backwards when i'm not looking at it

not to be dramatic but i think about cheese more than people

i hum a song i've never heard. my mum says she used to sing it before i was born

who decided soup was a meal. not me. i wasn't consulted

i keep finding warm chairs