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Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
Remember, it’s not gambling. It’s a complex financial instrument that accused criminals can use to hedge against a possible conviction
I guess it hasn’t occurred to the Eagles coaching staff that with your backup QB starting, you might try running the ball a bit early in the game. 🤷🏻♂️
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
Unbelievable. At 9 PM on a Friday night, Trump just waived nearly every sanction the Lindsey Graham bill imposed on Russia. whitehouse.gov/presidential-…
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
Would hate for someone to think an NFL team was associated with someone drinking alcohol.
ATTN: @beatingthebook
.@NFL per this ruling, I'd like the league to review all 169 of my interceptions. My intent was clearly to throw to MY receiver. Please advise.
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
The contractor that renovated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has told the Trump administration that errors in its own work and flaws in the repair plan, not vandalism, caused the pool’s new blue liner to peel and break loose, documents show. nyti.ms/4xSMsu7
Our long national nightmare is over. (No not that one.)
Beating The Book: 2026 Week 1 #NFL #MegaPod Betting Preview w Steve Fezzik @FezzikSports @SICscore, Todd Wishnev @TWishnev “Action” @Showtime, Will Hill @NotTheeWillHill @VSiNLive “Shoulda Bet More” pod: beating-the-book-with-gill-a…
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
This speech is insane. Our President is a lunatic. Also, he sounds like a moron. A real low IQ individual. Don’t be numb to how crazy this is.
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
On one hand volunteers aren’t paid a US government salary, but on the other hand volunteers don’t have to pass background checks that would flag things like getting paid $2 billion from a foreign government
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
"Who is Mike Schmidt?"—this scene from "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is hilarious (NSFW).
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
IRS guy actually giggles at the end of this clip while saying that, starting this year, some gamblers will now owe tax on money they didn’t earn
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
US energy secretary says US navy escorted a ship through the strait of Hormuz and oil drops -$5 instantly
then he deletes the post because it never happened and oil rallies +$5
thanks for playing
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
At a bar and a group of men in their 50s are here doing a live fantasy baseball draft...
All with pen and paper. Not a laptop in sight.
Banshees of Atlantic City retweeted
fortunately US didn't elect a woman president to prattle on cluelessly about interior decorating in a time of war; if so, calls for her impeachment would be immediate.
