ShayeeSayye (@Nothando00o) profile picture

Life is like a helicopter,I know nothing about helicopters

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2025
Hawa wananiwekea za chama sahii as if I’m not about to be a wreckless spender
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Oh I love being a fine babe!
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Wah ninaskia @spicehertz tena This boy is greedy aish
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Warembo kama mnanikatia mseme,Sibagui 😭 View my profile Mpaka lini aowa
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Nangojea arranged marriage yangu karen club hoyeeeee
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She’s not special Ata Mimi nakuwanga hivyo😭
Ik what Amber is once the liquor hits 😁
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Black coffee ticket Letting it go at 7K
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All fun and games until I’m tearing shots and fragile egos can’t take it 😭
Gun range as a date idea, yay or nay, boys?
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AND IT’S CALLED TWITTER
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I miss the days my boyfriend gave me money Now I don’t like men and the things they come with either Live with the monster that was created🤣
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Kazi Leo haifanyiki
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Hii ni homa inanimaliza?
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matter of fact give me the gay son AND the thot daughter
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trusting a man you met on twitter is like thinking the stripper loves you
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Niliwai pigwa ngeta na mdem hapo Westie usiku nikitoka job. Short nigha problems man, the back of my head was literally resting on her tits as she choked me out and her compadres took my phone😂 I often think about that robbery a lot, nilifika home nikinuka cocoa butter
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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I’m crying real tears 😭😭😭
Niliwai pigwa ngeta na mdem hapo Westie usiku nikitoka job. Short nigha problems man, the back of my head was literally resting on her tits as she choked me out and her compadres took my phone😂 I often think about that robbery a lot, nilifika home nikinuka cocoa butter
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Jomo struck a deal with the Brits for us to remain landless in his Kenya, years later his son became president and he made sure to leave us with a 7 trillion odious debt. The father made us squatters and the son made sure we continue to stay poor, fuck everyone pandering to Uhuru
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Kuku mzima ni 700 but chicken burger ni 800...haha mnatuonanga aje?
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Sisi ndo wahenga wa 2080 na hakuna msemo hata moja tumetoa?frauds😂
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