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International Skating Union President Jae Youl Kim addresses the ISU’s struggling financial situation:
“You couldn’t possibly put a price on having Tate McRae sing at the ISU Congress in Tenerife. $300,000.”
Start your engines…
Registration for AGOEs Fantasy Skating 2026 is now open! Selecting your team will go live on Wednesday (just in case there’s any last minute withdrawals).
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Stephen Gogolev silences critics in new interview:
“Two twos my word fam, my favorite word gotta be Gerbert”
Ted Barton uploads an emotional social media post after Junhwan Cha announces that he’s skipping the 2026/27 season:
“I will deeply miss your presence and personality on the rink, Hyonwan Chai.”
Zach Donohue finally reveals why the technical panel gave him a stationary lift base:
“Trade didn’t like the session”
The 2027 CS Denis Ten Memorial Challenge will be held in Moscow to “cut out the middleman”, event organizers confirm in a statement through AI Denis Ten.
Daniel Grassl addresses criticism of his “male perspective” comment about his ‘The Substance’ program:
“If you have something to say, say it to my face. Good luck finding me though LOL”
Orb of indescribable heat and destruction at the International Skating Union’s headquarters “probably nothing to worry about”, experts say.
Benoît Richaud makes a bold prediction regarding the future of choreography:
“I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I do not have the ability to access or analyze this. If you have any other questions, I would be happy to try and answer them for you.”
Rhythm Dance
🇫🇷 Fournier Beaudry/Cizeron - Madame Web
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