Comedian. Tickets to see me live below. Also making videos in places around the 🌎
Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2011
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My fall tour schedule is lookin good. Reminder to buy directly through my site or link in bio cuz reseller markup prices are ridiculous.
Got offered 10k for a placement in my new video and said no. New video is too high value and too good. If I cared about money I would’ve been a lawyer. Comes out in November excited for you guys to see it.
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HAPPY HALLOWEEKEND ATX! 👻 We've got a stacked schedule ahead - come laugh with us to kick off your party weekend! Tonight we've got .@notjulio headlining at 7pm + 9pm, followed by Crack or Treat with @crackamico at 11:30pm. Grab your tickets: creekandcave.com/
Bro I am out here. Keep your girl away from the Galleria in Houston! Or she finna be in my green room before the show tonight !! Ahh ahhhhh ahhhhh
The galleria kiosk ppl are SHARKS I love it. Brother I don’t want any perfume but I’ll be back. “You won’t come back “ “I might bro, I might”
Highlight from my ATX show last year was tiers and treats making cookies of my life highlights. Back in town at Creek and the Cave 10.30.
If you were at my show in Houston last year you’ll remember the guy whose date walked out on him mid show - we brought him on stage, he was a hero. Then he went into a mysoginist rant and the crowd swiftly turned on him. Wild real time fall from grace. Was like Salt Bae at the World Cup. Doubt that will happen again but I’m back in Houston tonight. This time at the Improv.
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Fishing takes no skill AT ALL
Step 1: Drop the line into the water
Step 2: Reel the line into the boat
Boom, fish. Sorry if this offends @StoolOutdoors
No Objectives is LIVE from Nuuk, Greenland!
🔗: youtube.com/@dropapinshow?si…
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Just watched the final cut of the Greenland travel vlog @UncleChaps and I did at the end of summer. Makes me miss that gigantic island a ton and I cannot WAIT to go back. Pumped for you all to see it and it'll be live on the @DropAPinShow YouTube channel later this week
Great week of shows on the west coast thanks for coming and also thanks to Nimesh + Walnut Creek for having me as a guest. Houston, Austin and Philly to close out the year. Then you will never see me live ever again! And by ever again I mean until spring 2027.
See you guys in Houston next week
@Notjulio LIVE in #Houston for one night only Thursday Oct. 29th #GiulioGallarotti arrives! Get tickets with the link in our bio before he sells out, follow him and don't miss him live!
Helium Portland tonight and Cobbs in SF tmrw. Currently taking a nap. (This thing heats up and steams it’s incredible)
