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@Notts_Blade

Dad. Blade. Teacher. Atheist. Pedant. Hasta la victoria siempre If I put no DMs in here, will I finally get some DMs?

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Joined October 2009
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45+1' SYDIE PECK FIRST HALF HAT-TRICK!!!!!! 🤯 🔥 #PNESHU | ⚪️ 1-3 ⚔️
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@JordanUhlOct 29
"There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front man."
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We've seen when teams were last bottom of the Prem. We've probably seen when teams were last top of the Top Flight. A challenge: Which teams, and when, have occupied positions 1-20 in The Premier League, at any point? @StattyGeezerFC
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@ChadEllwoodOct 23
2 nights in a row Trump made involuntary sounds speaking at rallies. Media - ask questions! 10/21: “90% of the reason I took the governor - EEEEHHH…I took the governor…” 10/22: “You don’t want communists controlling the US Senate which is between - JAIIIIT…how bout the gentleman…”
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This is pathetic. This fella has actually made a special award on his computer for Trump.
Joe Mitchell (@joemitchelliowa) profile pictureJoe Mitchell
@joemitchelliowaOct 23
It was an honor to present President Trump with my own 'Man of the Century' award. For doing more for America than any other President.
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3 episodes in and I haven't got a clue what's happening, if anything Is actually happening. I hope this shit gets better #VisionQuest
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'Agressivity' Joe Hart making up new words. @BBCMOTD
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I was so busy taking a picture, I think I forgot to correct it
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I can't believe Richard E Grant blurted out that he's a traitor lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 #RichardEGrant #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors #celebritytraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK
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I wonder why people are leaving the profession in droves. #Teachers #Teaching #Teachersof𝕏
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I had a vote in my house today. It's official #NigelFarage is a twat. It was a unanimous result #Piddlington
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Bugle Fact: Sheffield Wednesday get their unique name from the day that fans switch from banging on about the size of the crowd the previous Saturday to speculating how many they will take away on the following one
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FC Barcelona
@FCBarcelona_catSep 7
Fins demà, culers 🎭
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'Main source of daily interaction ' @Margaret_E_Hugh
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Consider royal "work".... Rolls-Royced to some event - sport or a premiere - sometimes to poor people. Then flattered & praised & introduced to Jill who's painted a crappy mural of a poppy. 25 mins later -back in the car en route to your palace. KER-CHING 🍸 This is Not Work
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Simon Hitpo@HitpoSimonAug 27
It’s bacon Thursday!
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Sarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusAug 21
😭🇮🇷 The Iranian LEGO guys just made a Natalie Harp video. I genuinely wasn’t prepared for this level of internet chaos. 😂 The internet has officially lost the plot. Did you see this?
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Why can't I find any odds on relegation from The Championship? @AskPaddyPower
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🎵USA USA USA🎵
Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne (@RonniSalt) profile pictureRonni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne
@RonniSaltAug 11
What in the sweet, ever loving name of Saturday Night Live is going on in this shit-show? A Bratz doll on animatronic mode, a grandpa past his medication hour, a shaking adderall addict and a female prison warden in a room that looks like a Copper Art store vomited up inside it
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