Cake eater, Tunbridge Wellsian, frustrated trapeze artist. If I die, please preserve my brain for future generations to dissect and eat.
Royal Tunbridge Wells, England
Joined January 2009
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Huge spoiler alert on the front of the guardian. I didn't want to find out about whether we'd pay the Carribbean reparations until tonight. Also, it has a big picture of the Traitors ending
Rishi Sunak was mocked for admitting that everyone in his family eats different bread. Imagine if the press found out that me, my wife and kids just got four different deliveroos
I'm probably a bit more tolerant of management speak than most but "baked in" to mean included or taken into account really grinds my tits
I quite enjoyed the fact they banished Jeri entirely because she's vaguely tiresome and they're not mates with her. The first ever "you're just a bit annoying" banishment?
1000 years is the statute of limitations of looking at dead bodies. When someone has been dead for a millennium, it's totally fine to gawp at them
It just occurred to me that it's mildly intriguing that Eminem knows who Dennis the Menace is (as evidenced in the 2002 song Drips)
More deep insights from me later this week
OR - maybe it's kind of OK that childcare benefits be directed towards less wealthy people, given that the government doesn't have infinite money
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch has pledged to scrap a contentious childcare cliff edge in the tax system that means parents crossing the £100,000 income threshold by just £1 can end up tens of thousands of pounds worse off. ft.trib.al/QLhsBtw
A few years ago I got taken to lunch at The Delaney and Richard E Grant was there. I thought at the time "I hope that guy never goes in The Traitors, he'd be awful at keeping a secret"
Sheesh, this guy just gets worse and worse!
For 95 years, the death of Geli Raubal, Adolf Hitler’s niece, has officially been ruled a suicide.
However, new evidence suggests one of history’s most evil figures may have added another victim to the millions of lives he claimed ⬇️
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
Paedophile who took thousands of images of women and girls and used AI to 'nudify' them is jailed for two years - as police condemn courts for repeatedly releasing him on bail to flat near playground trib.al/mIuYXuU
Esther Ranzen says she is too fragile to travel to Switzerland to end life bbc.in/46lP2fV
