had a dream of meeting my dead maternal grandmother and she just told me that I'm ugly as fuck inside & out and her genes were wasted
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today i had someone ask for a mocha with banana syrup and lavender… like.. okay i’ll make that but when it’s weird you can’t blame me girl… jesus christ himself could walk in ajd make it for you and it would still taste fucked up
can't even workout in my own yard because a feral cat just gave birth there and she wants to murder me for breathing near her
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She say do you love me I tell her paul McCartney I only love my John and my Ringo I’m sorry


















