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emawtf

@Ntinyanye

Academic greed is my favourite form of greed

 Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2019
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Y'all need to stop following me juu sisemi kitu ya maana
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Nywele Ngumu (@mariahsudi) profile picture
Nywele Ngumu@mariahsudi4h
When women say their friends cut them off easily , usually this is the history they aren’t being honest about.. your friend let alot of things slip without a back and forth and woke up one day noticed you will never change and moved on..no argument no discussion
Nanya ᥫ᭡💗 (@Simply_Nanya1) profile pictureNanya ᥫ᭡💗
@Simply_Nanya1Nov 11
You don't know, but someone always forgiving you builds resentment. Then on a random Tuesday they cut you off. They've forgiven you to the point it turns to pure hate, even while you're still in contact.
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Natasha Kimani (@Wacera_K) profile picture
Natasha Kimani@Wacera_K4h
I want to apologise to all Probox drivers because I drove it last week, and it was like the spirit of insanity possessed me. I was driving on Nairobi roads like I had miraa to deliver. What an experience! It is not your fault. It is the car.
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You see what the US is doing with Nikita? That's what France did with Quickmart Gordon Ramsay and Mr Presence is not submission
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the pH of the vagina is so acidic it can completely dissolve $1.25T in market capitalization
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even at gunpoint, these are the words that will never come out of my mouth.
chubi (@Eligemsss) profile picturechubi@EligemsssNov 8
I really love ironing clothes
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Good morning mutuals
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Gitz 
@Gitz__Nov 9
Vile Kasongo anaendesha Nchi !
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Then you realise there has been some sort of destiny swapping and now you have to go back to Congo Basin because you can’t play chess or speak French🥲
DJ Fita (@DjFita1) profile pictureDJ Fita@DjFita1Nov 8
Imagine your gal getting you kicked out of Oontz cause of clacking and you decide to cheer her up with a roadtrip, only for you to get kicked out for following a convoy 😭
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Yaren ☆ (@yareneait) profile picture
Yaren ☆@yareneaitNov 9
Sonunda sabrımı yitirdiğimde ben
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essie (@__essie__n) profile picture
essie@__essie__nNov 9
Please tell your boyfriend you have never had Sifuna as the president!
_1shiru (@ShiruNjuguna4) profile picture_1shiru@ShiruNjuguna4Nov 9
….I told my boyfriend I haven’t visited Asia that much and he said he must change that. So here Iam on a two week trip to Japan, Tokyo, Osaka, Kyoto
Image from _1shiru (@ShiruNjuguna4)
Image from _1shiru (@ShiruNjuguna4)
Image from _1shiru (@ShiruNjuguna4)
Image from _1shiru (@ShiruNjuguna4)
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Wazazi waendee msichana halafu one foreign accent adhering radio impee kazi ya radio presenter,halafu watu wa podcast wamuite atuelezee what happened, hii maneno iishe
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Muthoni💜 (@So_nnii) profile picture
Muthoni💜@So_nniiNov 9
Coming from a situationship no one knew about 😂
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greg
@greg16676935420Nov 9
Two Huang’s don’t make a right
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It saddens me that we reserve some of the best (and my favourite) Christian hymns and songs for burials and funerals.
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Ukipost tunadistribute 😂
Hannes Bend (@hnnsbnd) profile pictureHannes Bend
@hnnsbndNov 6
Replying to @Kenyans
Almost looks like historical photos, wow!
Image from Hannes Bend (@hnnsbnd)
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Fun fact: Hata English names zina regional patterns Kenya. Kuna majina utapata yamedominate certain regions kuliko zingine. Sometimes, mtu anaweza jua region umetoka just from your first name, hata kabla hajajua surname yako. For example ukiskia msupa anaitwa Wendy, Blessy, Bessy jua huyo ni miraa babes. Ukiskia ndume inaitwa Willy(Wilberforce), Wycliffe, Sospeter jua huyo ni wa ingo. Ukiskia swahili names sijui Zawadi, Amani, et al huyo si wa bara. Lakini ukiskia Edwin Sifuna unajua huyo ndo the 6th president of Kenya.
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Alex Ayub (@AllexAyub) profile picture
Alex Ayub
@AllexAyubNov 7
Civil Litigation CLE Paper Question 1(b): How do you extract a decree from a judgment delivered at Kakamega Law Courts? 😅
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Wicknell Chivayo leo angetuua na mapicha
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this video being the PERFECT ONE for this scenario 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Goddess 🎀 (@prn63ss) profile pictureGoddess 🎀@prn63ssNov 5
my friend and i both liked the same guy but i hate competition n drama so i let her have him n started talking to someone else. today she told me he gave her chlamydia…
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Oh to be a father watching his kid get married after killing other people's children and parents and husbands and wives😍😍😍
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