When out, and someone asks if you "smoke",look at their teeth. They might be asking about the opposite from the norm #notmethfriendly -Roach
The abbreviation of todays holiday is #VD , so in honor of go out and get some. -Roach #ValentinesDay
Happy Birthday #BobMarley , I would've posted this earlier, but I gOt high but I got high but I got hiiigh.-Roach
To my coworker who looked at me and said "thinner, thanks fOr the compliment Or gypsy curse. Either way im lose weight #henospeakgodenglish
Head to the website now fOr constantly updated info on the Nugliferadioshow.com guys at @awalegends events and insanity found therein.-Roach
To the drunk who drove his car into the #obskatepark early this morning, I hope you at least landed the trick. #dontdrinkanddrive -roach
They say the only thing left after mans demise will be the roach. #ihavenoworries -Roach
Tomorrow at Comedy Palace a outstanding line up of your favorites from Nuglifetv.com ! 18&up! Free with two drink minimum!
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#facebook said I have one friend in common with someone named crystal and given my past, that should really be alot more.
#today I'm gonna listen to nothing but underground artists. I think I'll start with GG Allin, then onto some Eazy-E. -Roach
Hey everyone, I missed the #WhitneyHouston tribute. Was it a water ballet? #AMAs -Roach
Tonight at @MadHouseComedy @medicinal_mike & @tommy_lucero (theroach) throwdown some hilarity! #730pm
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Congrats to this week's Mega Monday Open Mic winner @tommy_lucero! See him opening this Sunday's Best of SD show. See everyone next week!
If Heavens erupt in fire, and Mittens becomes Pres. I just pray #Kanye is there to snatch the mic during the inagural speech.-roach





