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*has ears instead of eyes* *will never get there in time* ((OEC Portal pseudo-RP))

The OEC Facility
Joined October 2018
*is still awaiting instructions*
*has entered the self-destruct code with much care, is about to hit enter* *stops and swivels earstalks towards @oec_no1employee - is it sure this is the only way?* *will wait indefinitely for confirmation*
*has reached the OEC Master Override Console* *begins oozing up the side, the detonation code the Drinking Bird gave it firmly in mind* *knows it will have to be extremely careful about inputting a code in a keypad without eyes* *time to OEC nuclear self-destruct: ???!?*
*a soft creak draws its attention halfway to the Throne* *swivels earstalks towards the sound; can somehow sense a drinking bird in the corner of the room* *is suddenly gifted with forbidden knowledge* *changes course* *estimated time of arrival: five days*
*has gotten far enough into the Mainframe Chamber that it must choose a target* *thinks a moment* *turns towards Throne to charge at the Evil* *estimated time of arrival: five days after its plans change*
*something in the cosmos has shifted, a rule is broken* *oozes into the Mainframe Chamber* *cannot believe it actually got here…*
Replying to @UnusAnnus
@UnusAnnus ((#MementoMori I didn’t care about the videos until a few days ago, when I realized I had to watch them now, or I’d never be able to, and worked frantically to catch up. I’m happy to have experienced it all, even in a rush… 1/2))
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((…and even the videos I wouldn’t have been able to stomach normally. To death, we are as equals; it comes for us all in the end. I can’t be in chat because I don’t have access to a working computer, and I lost the password to my other account, but I am here, to the end.))
*is getting tantalizingly close to the Mainframe Chamber; could it actually get there in time?* *estimated time of arrival at Mainframe Chamber: ???!?*
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*is pleasantly surprised to sense liquid ahead* *reaches forward to drink* *the liquid is too salty; pulls back just in time* *waves earstalks exhaustedly as it starts making a detour around the salty, metallic puddle* *ETA at Android Hell: 8 days after Android Hell empties*