Beautiful Fat Nigga

Joined July 2021
When I was younger, I thought the old heads were tripping. They were hard on a hoe man. Like hard. They gave no room for nothing. Now I am older, I fully understand them. Like my bad old head, I should've listened sooner.
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For a defense that is currently ranked 21st in points allowed and 27th in yards it’s been a clear disappointment for a unit most expected to be top 5. However, there is one bright spot on Quinyon Mitchell who is the only player on defense who has played elite all year and did again last night as the stats below showed. But the question is, outside of Mitchell, who can even be argued as the 2nd best player on the Eagles defense this season?
Quinyon Mitchell was targeted on 33.3% of his coverage snaps, the highest in nearly 2 years (also vs. Dallas in Week 13 in 2024). He allowed 3 catches for 24 yards on 8 targets tonight. Against CeeDee Lamb: 1 catch for 5 yards, per @NextGenStats.
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When Tanner is on the bench: “He’s 6’6 so he can see over the line” “He went to Stanford. He’s smart” “He gets the ball out quick” “Bench Jalen. Let’s see what Tanner has.” After two starts: “I have no expectations for Tanner.” I don’t even think y’all know how dumb y’all sound 😂😂😂
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High odds this is true
My explanation is two-fold: Dallas offense is really talented and should have been playing like this all year. But more relevant locally, Eagles defensive players heard “Jalen Hurts out for the season” and checked out.
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We are 10000000% drafting a pass rusher
"If the Eagles lose to the Commanders, get ready for the Jeremiah Smith sweepstakes." 😳 @BMac_SportsTalk thinks the Eagles' season is soon coming to an end if they don't turn it around. #Scoreboard #final
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If I am Howie & Nick, I’m meeting with Fangio and giving him two options A: Stealth retirement during bye week. Remain public face of the defense through the end of the year but begin giving responsibilities to Clint Hurtt & Joe Kasper B: If you don’t like A, you can quit today
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I recall @CoachTomlin being asked in 2008 about Willie Parker saying they needed to get back to “Steeler football”. Tomlin: “I don’t know what Willie’s interpretation of Steeler football is. But every day when I go to work, I walk by 5 Lombardi Trophies, not 5 rushing titles.”
“Najee Harris spoke out and now he’s unemployed.” Man, I’m not going to lie, I knew Tomlin would be great on TV but him being unafraid to take shots at anyone (including his own guys) makes him 100x better. Just a match made in heaven.
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Obama didnt destory the Used Car Market. UBER, Lyft, InstaCart, UberEats, DoorDash killed the used car market. Now cars are running up 30-40k miles a year on local stop and go traffic. Heavy wear and tear and constant need to be replaced.
Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation. 15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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My explanation is two-fold: Dallas offense is really talented and should have been playing like this all year. But more relevant locally, Eagles defensive players heard “Jalen Hurts out for the season” and checked out.
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The team found out Uno is out for the season and they stopped fighting…I don’t condone it but I understand because they know he was the only chance to win games
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I watched this like five times and still cannot believe it’s real.
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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Carribbean shenegians This is the silly coon shit them Carribbeans be doing in florida
Florida youth soccer league director's 911 call revealed after toddler drama. 🔉: Winter Park Police
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DONKEY BOOTIES
Andy Cohan, Coco Austin & Phaedra Parks Watch What Happens Live (2012).
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Yeah he's done
What was Nick Sirianni's message to the 2-5 Eagles after a beatdown from the Cowboys?
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Philadelphia Eagles since Jalen Hurts was drafted in 2020: when Jalen Hurts starts: 59-28 record (67.8%) when Jalen Hurts doesn't start: 6-14-1 record (31.0%) Turns out Hurts might be pretty fucking important to the Eagles' success.
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Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes and Joe Burrow all missed the playoffs last year and Josh Allen somehow still doesn’t have an AFCCG win
Everyone tells me how the AFC was free last year, but what has changed this year? Mahomes sucks again, Lamar is hurt of course and Joe burrow’s buttplug will inevitably fall out at some point.
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Shane Steichen.
How did Sirianni coach this team out of 3-6 in 2021? Bc in 23, 25, and this year his has been unable to coach them out of a death spiral
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Brian Flores saw that Daniel Jones was coming to town and (correctly) decided to blitz him at the highest rate any defense ever has.
The Vikings defense blitzed on 85.2% of Daniel Jones' dropbacks, the highest blitz rate by a defense in a game in the Next Gen Stats era (since 2016). Minnesota generated pressure on 60.9% of those blitzes, with all four its sacks coming when blitzing. #INDvsMIN | #Skol
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Scott Van Pelt: "Does tonight kind of change the way you see [the Cowboys]?" Troy Aikman: "Eh, not really. Not really. And I don't mean that as a negative... This is a beat-up Philadelphia team. To come in here and win tonight, I mean, let's not get carried away." 🏈🎙️
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Morning workout complete
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Boy them fba niggas gone have a field day wit this one. And I dont blame em
Florida youth soccer league director's 911 call revealed after toddler drama. 🔉: Winter Park Police
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