i’m just here to rant and laugh about shit fr || she/her
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crazy to be told someone’s perception of you to your face. like this person really thinks i get dressed to impress and tbh i dress for myself more and more the older i get. i really could give a fuck about yall.
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my friend who is also a creative was talking to me about a pitch he was working on for a specific beer brand. he was walking me through the merch portion, i gave an upgrade for the merch and guess what? they loved it. lowkey this consulting shit is easy.
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there’s a particular miami fitness influencer that scares me a bit but i hear they’re nice but she freaks me out in the “huh bffr” way so every time i see them come across my socials im like GIRL WUT HUH??? BSFFR
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just saw a man’s profile intro prompt read like this “i’ll fall for you if you’re into …sneakers and basketball.”
you’re gay. you want to date your homeboys. get off the app immediately and tell em how you feel. do not piss me off.
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I love watching shit unfold. It could have NOTHING to do with me, but ugh yes please let the situation progress!
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i want the algo to leave me alone with that rocco fridge. baby why do i need a SMALL fridge for my drinks when i have a perfectly fine fridge in the crib already???? LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THAT FOOLISHNESS
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im watching this twilight series as someone who has 1) never read the books (never want to either) and 2) never seen the movies.
i’m on new moon and this bitch being depressed over a 100+ yr old man is crazy
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no dude im sorry this movie is just as stupid as the first one. wdym all of a sudden you’re in europe saving this old man from suicide?? just let him.
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has anyone on here read Big Swiss? i’m 65 pages in and im enjoying it but like what’s the catch fr
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ben left me responsible for the turtle while he’s on a work trip and girl??? this turtle already beefin with me!!
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