Disaster of a Chelsea performance for FPL. Just can’t catch a break.

That was one of the worst teams I’ve seen at Molineux in years. Clueless in defence, offered nothing in midfield, and no cutting edge up top. Can definitely see them in a relegation battle soon. And don’t get me fucking started on Watford.

I hope you lot all cheered that incredible performance for the full 90 minutes.

I bought Jackson before it was cool

Am I the only person in the world who finds these two as funny as chlamydia?

Nathan “Lying Little” Shi(t)…

Not working today so this my plan. This morning: Empty my wardrobe & bin every item of clothing that is either shit or no longer fit for purpose. This afternoon: Empty the shed and get rid of all the crap that has been accumulated over the years. Fancy following suit @Wolves ?

Absolutely love waking up and remembering how far we’ve fallen as a club in such a short period of time. Then wondering why I have sore shoulders & realising it’s because the Steve Bull stand is so shit that you spend the entire game with someone’s fucking knees rammed into you.

Oh and I’m fucking sick and tired of that moron Mosquera acting like a pantomime villain every time he puts on a Wolves shirt. What an absolute twat.

Just got home. An expensive 8 hour round trip to see the Portuguese Rylan trying to get the best out of a squad of largely talentless footballers, all under the stewardship of owners who stopped giving a fuck about the club a very long time ago. Remind me again why we bother?

I’ve had more entertaining shits. Absolutely tragic.

Wonder if that bloke will be here tonight with the massive bell? Sorry, I mean Matt Jackson and Nathan Shi.

Nothing says game night @ Molineux more than struggling to finish at 4, getting stuck on the M6 as it pisses it down in biblical fashion, rushing to find a parking space & queuing for fucking ages to get into a stand that should have been condemned 20 yrs ago. See you all later!

Even Wissa will score a goal before Odefraaud gets his next FPL return.

My FPL transfer this week was a straight choice between Szoboszlai to Manzambi, and Wissa to Jackson. Went for the latter, lost 9 points and now stuck with the crippled Liverpool man. But I’m still a winner as I don’t have to look at Wissa in my team ever again.

Absolute hate it when your FPL attacking triple-up look like they’ve never met before. Chelsea 100% heading for a 1-0 defeat to a Tarkowski 88th minute bullet header.

Well it certainly wasn’t pretty, but a strong 2nd half to grind out the win. Just glad @Wolves didn’t ruin my weekend even earlier than usual. 3 points on Tuesday please.