I'm neither real, nor fake. I can't be myself, but you hate my performance. The real me never existed. I've hidden behind jokes, stories and lies. I don't know who I am anymore, I don't think I ever did. When I die, then I'll decide the best life I should have lived.
Thank you @macmillancancer for my running shirt. I'm going to make you proud.
Everyone the link is below if you could please donate what you can for this wonderful charity.
run31.macmillan.org.uk/fundr…
It's not just a whiskey night, it's a whiskey from a Stormtrooper decanter with a death star ice ball whiskey night.
I've been working in retail/service for 23 years and today I finally got to tell a customer "the customer is always right" doesn't mean what they think it means.
"The customer is always right, if they want to buy an ugly hat let them buy an ugly hat."
It'sabout getting a sale.
Hey everyone, next month I'm taking part in Macmillan run 31 miles in October. It's a charity close to me and my family, if you could please donate to this brilliant organisation it would mean a lot.
@macmillancancer
run31.macmillan.org.uk/fundr…
Having to remind a grown man not to little at my work was not on my list today. He tried to leave an empty coffee cup on a desk and walk away hoping "the staff" would clear it up.
I made sure to give it back to him and tell him there is a bin outside.
Show some damn respect.
Perhaps all is not lost with this whole writing thing? One colleague has told everyone they read my book over the bank holiday and couldn't put it down and another in a complety different department across the country has asked to buy a copy.
#writingcommunity
"Come on now they're your family."
"Slow down there. We're related. There's a difference. Families spend time together and talk."
Olly retweeted
Dolly Parton on supporting the LGBTQ+ community (2016): “I do not believe we should criticize and judge other people. If you’re the fine Christian you think you are, why are you judging people? I just think we should be more loving, more caring. We are who we are. If you’re gay, you’re gay. If you’re straight, you’re straight. You should be allowed to be how you are and who you are”












