delco de leche

The Phillies are a team full of Thurston Howell the Thirds and the Brewers are a team full of Gilligans. We need more Gilligans.

There is an innocence to the Wisconsin sports fan. They hand you a bag with globs of cheese in it as they boil their bratwurst in Leinenkugels. You say “do you like the Brewers?” and they say “oh yah you betcha!” and smile. They’re like a Phillies fan with a severe head injury.

Congrats on the World Series, Fonzie. Now snap your fingers at those dang voting machines!

Singing The Name Game for your friend Anna:

I think I met all these intrepid voters when i sold stuff at The Sharper Image in Suburban Square and i….uhh…..i um…………i uh should probably just stop right here

Did hitler refuse to sell him pierogis or something

Andy Reid’s “I believe in giving people second chances because i want companies to eventually hire my sons” philosophy may have worked for Vick but it did not work for his sons

Let’s take these one by one: 1) No it shouldn’t 2) No it’s not 3) The kiosks should cut down on your interactions but if they are “rude” to you I heard it’s because they like to be rude to people who complain about everything online

Me Kermit the Frog 🤝 Thinking about taking down a Ham Shorti later

🎵 Don’t be jealous of the rocks that i got / I’m still I’m still Jenny with Bo-tox 🎵

“Is that counting or not counting AJ Hawk silenc-“ 🎤

The Cheesesteak Factory

10,000 delusional guinea greaseballs in tracksuits showed up to a Sopranos open casting call and this angel is the only one who got a role on the show

I am going to perform the PIT maneuver on 422

Dan’s 4th grade math teacher browsing twitter yesterday:

How you look at Carmela when she says you’re drunk but you haven’t had a drink in years and it’s called depression