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The Greater Philadelphia Area
Joined June 2011
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Got dealt so many unbeatable poker hands last night everyone from our weekly game filed out looking like japanese business executives after one of those shame ceremonies where they get yelled at and whipped
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Today In 2008: The Philadelphia #Phillies win the World Series, defeating the Tampa Bay #Rays in five games! Classic call by the great Harry Kalas! #MLB #Baseball #History #RingTheBell #WorldSeries
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Steaks, three pound lobsters, the shrimp fckin cocktail you made everybody get, and then on top of everything else, you send those skanks a bottle of Cristal?
💰😭 Lacy hit with massive $12,000 restaurant tab after viewers start ordering food on his bill during livestream after spotting the restaurant’s QR code. 🎥: Twitch/Lacy
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The Phillies are a team full of Thurston Howell the Thirds and the Brewers are a team full of Gilligans. We need more Gilligans.
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There is an innocence to the Wisconsin sports fan. They hand you a bag with globs of cheese in it as they boil their bratwurst in Leinenkugels. You say “do you like the Brewers?” and they say “oh yah you betcha!” and smile. They’re like a Phillies fan with a severe head injury.
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Congrats on the World Series, Fonzie. Now snap your fingers at those dang voting machines!
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Singing The Name Game for your friend Anna:
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I think I met all these intrepid voters when i sold stuff at The Sharper Image in Suburban Square and i….uhh…..i um…………i uh should probably just stop right here
It's a long way to travel, but it's the only way for some Americans to have their voices heard. bit.ly/4yTNaXz
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Did hitler refuse to sell him pierogis or something
Alan Dershowitz explains how he would kill Hitler in a hypothetical scenario: "I would strangle him to death with my bare hands." "I would fool Hitler into thinking I was going to defend him, and then I would murder him."
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Replying to @BlackSamGodwin
I don’t have a ton going on anyway
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Andy Reid’s “I believe in giving people second chances because i want companies to eventually hire my sons” philosophy may have worked for Vick but it did not work for his sons
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Let’s take these one by one: 1) No it shouldn’t 2) No it’s not 3) The kiosks should cut down on your interactions but if they are “rude” to you I heard it’s because they like to be rude to people who complain about everything online
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The downfall of Wawa hoagies should be studied for generations. The skimpy and overpriced hoagie is one of the worst gas station hoagies across America. Not to mention how rude workers usually are there.
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Me Kermit the Frog 🤝 Thinking about taking down a Ham Shorti later
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🎵 Don’t be jealous of the rocks that i got / I’m still I’m still Jenny with Bo-tox 🎵
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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The Cheesesteak Factory
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10,000 delusional guinea greaseballs in tracksuits showed up to a Sopranos open casting call and this angel is the only one who got a role on the show
Remembering the wonderful Denise Borino-Quinn, who passed away 16 years ago today. Our beloved Ginny Sacrimoni. ❤️🕊 January 6, 1964 - October 27, 2010
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I am going to perform the PIT maneuver on 422
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Dan’s 4th grade math teacher browsing twitter yesterday:
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