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Joined September 2022
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If I ever go to New Zealand I gotta check out the fucked up evil Timezone they have because genuinely what the fuck is this
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I love experimenting with caffeine despite knowing full well that I will die of a heart attack in my 30s
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Yes I have ulterior motives; they are “I Want You To Be My Friend”
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My pronouns are whatever get me in the club
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Prime physique btw #totodile
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ANYONE HERE PLAY MINECRAFT????
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Fruit sandwich crocodile🥪🐊
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I hope I am not just a pile of rocks to you, but a pile of rocks that also has a skeleton in it <3
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one of my favorite animals is an alligator, but not the actual animal, specifically the stylized bug eyed cartoon version of them
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more importantly: THE THANG #whaanimespoilers
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anyone here play minecraft?
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national obsidian day
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if i was a girl i would post shit like ‘i smeepy’ before taking a nap but instead im only allowed to say ‘im fatigued and will be taking a rest now’
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self-diagnosing as ambidextrous
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he is the um… stupid
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