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London/LasGidi/Lafíaji
Joined March 2013
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Replying to @SingletDon
LMAO, Tinubu is a useless guy.
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One Naira - [ M.I and Waje]. Top 10 Afrobeats/rap song, no debate. Classic.
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lol
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘔𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳
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Öbi_Jones retweeted
**"Immigrants are taking our jobs"*** Thank your lucky stars. They’re doing the jobs you don’t want to do and paying the taxes that cover your universal credit for your lazy ass. Absolutely illiterate
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Most Brits don't have an 'A-level standard' of English, let's be honest. These are insanely restrictive requirements, designed to appease the gutter right (which they won't) and which will lead to many unforeseen consequences for the British economy.
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years. Instead, it will be earned. Under the reforms: ➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years ➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle ➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route ➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years ➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement ➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK ➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
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Öbi_Jones retweeted
People that are white British can’t even pass GCSE English
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years. Instead, it will be earned. Under the reforms: ➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years ➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle ➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route ➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years ➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement ➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK ➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
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Öbi_Jones retweeted
A-level? Not even GCSE? Especially when there are MANY so called UK natives who couldn’t pass a Key Stage 3 assessment? Cheeky.
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years. Instead, it will be earned. Under the reforms: ➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years ➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle ➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route ➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years ➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement ➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK ➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
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Öbi_Jones retweeted
The Yoruba word for grace does the most justice to the word "Ore Ofe", which literally means free gift. It's kind of a tautology, but it emphasises what the word actually means.
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this is funny
For Halloween, I’m going as an Immigrant about to receive permanent residency, the scariest thing in modern day Britain.
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Someone you people should stone
The Lagos State Governor just made his runway debut at Lagos Fashion Week.
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Öbi_Jones retweeted
Talks like an imbecile, thinks like a clown and acts like a very big fool.
Watch: President Tinubu believes he has been granted wisdom to continue to serve Nigeria after visiting the Holy mosque in Makkah. He said this in an interview with our state house correspondent, Musbau Dan-Wahab shortly after returning from his historic entry into stone building called Ka’aba.
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“tHiS aIn’T cLaM” who is this nerd???
this ain’t calm
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that time of year when you leave for work in the dark and come home in the dark.
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Opta stars are absolutely fucked ahaha Liverpool have had about 5 shots on target this game - How on earth is the count 0?
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Öbi_Jones retweeted
Only one demographic that has a problem with this… only one. Not allowed personality in this country at all
Daniel Sturridge hitting the Alexander Isak celebration 😅
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I’m coming back to this tomorrow 🙂‍↔️
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Loooool
He didn’t even look back to see if Rice is ok We signed mad people this season 😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Öbi_Jones retweeted
Not that I am surprised, but i still find it fascinating how well traveled and educated Nigerians grow up to become low minded bigots with zero self awareness. Ethnic, religious, economic, social and gender related bigotry on full display everyday. Really tragic.
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Öbi_Jones retweeted
They're fighting with Opta Joe
Mccalister has deffo just shot from 49 yards and the keeper caught it and van djik deffo had a header on target but why doesn’t @OptaJoe class them?
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