@ObsChair

🇿🇦 observer | Collecting Ls from superpowers | My bio pic is literally just a chair watching you | My takes ≠ mainstream cope

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Joined March 2023
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‼️‼️Ladies and Gentlemen Tomorrow we find out that money is halal, how majority of people's income is halal and how your investments could potentially be halal too. Stay tuned!
Just Xavier B@JustXavierB4h
Tomorrow I will once again tackle Islamic Banking Products from the big banks which are exclusive... Its an interesting system that somewhat excludes 96% of South Africans from unique banking perks.
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'He is a broken man, my heart bleeds for him'
Pye@Pyed_Pipper20h
In South Africa, an issue is apparently an issue when "clever" blacks also have an issue with it, otherwise it's just a paid campaign because Black South Africans are not able to stand and up for themselves.
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Arguing with bots is my new favorite pastime. @Red_Rogue55 just pointed out 13k posts in 4 months. Super opinionated lad!
John Doe@JonWithDoe59m
Replying to @ObsChair @Red_Rogue55 @nomos_ii
Who said I'm a religious practitioner of any faith? What relevance does that have in a decular nation?
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Need to speak to an Imaam. Im wondering if there's a way to make Christmas Halal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boervrou in die stad 🍊Joelene@Joeypits3h
No Spur this Christmas. 🎄
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Nope.....I usually order the beef ribs and calamari combo(off menu, I might add). They dont serve that at the spurs I've been to
Siphesihle Mbatha 🇿🇦🇿🇦 🥷🏾@InkunziUMthiya1h
You do realise that @SpurRestaurant schtick is pork ribs right?
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For the men.....that means an automatic 🍆 snip. Apparently it just falls off, but dont worry its painless
Lauren 🍉@Laureasons_2h
If you eat just one biscuit, you’ll be converted to Islam 😔
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Little does she know that there are 4 different halal governing bodies. Just because 1 doesn't, doesnt mean the others dont......lol
Boervrou in die stad 🍊Joelene@Joeypits6h
Nando’s Good. 👍🏻
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Or that fomalization of the algorithm, used on phones, computers and tvs was actually done by a muslim. So effectively we now deem all electronic devices 💯HALAL
Eat The Rich 🇿🇦 🇵🇸 🇬🇷@Red_Rogue553h
Wait until they hear about those Mamdani Islamic numerals that's been forced on them 😂
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I swear I tried to engage nicely......now im gona make ghat of it for as long as I can. Im handing out Halal tissues to all these Islamophobic snowflakes.
tHorny Stuck@jeansneux6h
You’d think that this whole Halaal narrative is directed towards a conversation about how black South Africans get to participate and own the food production value chain, but No! just Islamophobia and further division.
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Thanks to the constitution.....I dont have to. Firstly, my fam had deep roots in this country and secondly, I have a halal spur around the corner 😁
Patriot@PatrioticNews245h
You have north Africa and Asia plenty of islamic states but you want to have a say in this country like you are native here fuseg.
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Not that long....spur is just around the corner
Anunaki
@Anunakin5h
I can see we have a long way to go here.
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Not 1 bit. A free and fair market caters for all. So if I decide to spend MY money buying a franchise that allows me to sell what I eat, why cant you do the same??? What is stopping you?
Anunaki
@Anunakin5h
That’s how inclusive and tolerant we are as South Africans. Yet look at how quick you were to tell me to just find another Spur. We create room for you to have your Halaal food etc. but you refuse to be inclusive and consider us, the majority. You see the problem?
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Don't need to......I have a few halal spurs super close to my home 😁
Anunaki
@Anunakin5h
Maybe move to an Islamic state and live a halaal life 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Just a thought.....buy a spur branch and then you can decide what you want to serve 🤷🏽‍♂️
Anunaki
@Anunakin7h
That’s not how it should be. All spurs must have pork (for example) then have a menu catering to the minority that don’t eat it. When it’s the other way around, that’s where problems start. You are creating segregation via food, much like Orania is doing with language, hence we are against them too. We are busy with a democratic project of integration, and it’s not the majority that needs to integrate.
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I'd offer you something to wipe your tears away.....but all the tissues i own are HALAL
Bravo Man 🇿🇦🖤@SbuMohale8h
Muslims and entitlement. Everything changes cos of the beliefs. Even exam times get changed cos of them 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Talk kak and find out.....preach my sister 🫡
Far from the Madding Crowd.@blomnbeautiful19h
My fave tweet on the Islamophobic shit on my TL! If you a part of that kak, you need to fuck right off & unfollow me. This is SA! We have all grown up together, have muslim neighbours, friends & family. In Cape Town we’ve adopted so much of the culture. GTFOH you vile assholes!
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So its a political campaign......cool beans.....or should I say cool Halal beans 😏
Anunaki
@Anunakin23h
Were we being paid in 2024 as well?
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Is black the new white? WTF is happening......lol
ZacMoselane
@MolebatsiTurf9h
We were a rainbow nation. All that happened was black people forced to forgive and accept. Thats it. No other group made compromises.
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The race for who can be more depraved starts tomorrow. May they all meet a jurassic ending!
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The troll is epic......🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtar20h
There's a guy on TikTok who's taking Harman Singh Kapoor's videos and putting his own voice-over on them. Kapoor is absolutely fuming and has threatened to sue him if he doesn't stop. But the guy is trolling him in the Dms and he hasn't clocked because he's thick.
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