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Obsidian

@Obsidianrayyne

I might be laid back, but I can lean forward real quick. 🏴🥶

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Joined November 2021
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We had an unannounced visitor this morning and all he wanted to do was play. 🐷🐶 So cute!
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Joe (@electionsjoe) profile picture
Joe
@electionsjoe1h
OH MY GOD LMAO
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This You? (@Thiss_Youu) profile picture
This You?
@Thiss_Youu2h
holy shit
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Kalshi Politics (@KalshiPolitics) profile pictureKalshi Politics
@KalshiPolitics2h
BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy’s odds rise to 22% to win the Ohio Governor race
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If Texas turns blue I’ll follow the speed limit
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Marla Hooch (@PeachyHooch) profile picture
Marla Hooch@PeachyHooch6h
If Texas turns blue I’ll eat the stupid cilantro and onions on my birria.
StreetsOfATX (@TheStreetsofATX) profile pictureStreetsOfATX
@TheStreetsofATX7h
If Texas turns blue I’ll follow the speed limit
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If Texas turns blue I’ll have to start teaching kids that slavery was bad instead of “complicated.
StreetsOfATX (@TheStreetsofATX) profile pictureStreetsOfATX
@TheStreetsofATX7h
If Texas turns blue I’ll follow the speed limit
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frau troffea (@NVSTAN7) profile picture
frau troffea@NVSTAN79h
Me directing Greg Abbott’s voters to the wrong polling place
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Let’s go Texas. 🔥💙
James Talarico (@jamestalarico) profile pictureJames Talarico
@jamestalarico11h
We’ve always been up against a rigged system. But we’ve always had each other. Let's show the world why you should always bet on the underdog.
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We’ve always been up against a rigged system. But we’ve always had each other. Let's show the world why you should always bet on the underdog.
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Ken Paxton gives out “Halloween is for heathens” scare-pamphlets to trick-or-treaters.
Obsidian (@Obsidianrayyne) profile pictureObsidian
@ObsidianrayyneNov 1
Ken Paxton tips 5% and writes “God bless” on the receipt.
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I’ve never had a Muslim tell me what I can and can’t do. But Christians have been telling me what I can and can’t do my entire fucking life.
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Ken Paxton steals your fries while you are in the restroom.
Cowboy Beans (@ande56495) profile pictureCowboy Beans
@ande56495Nov 1
Ken Paxton farts in the elevator.
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Ken Paxton wears socks with sandals.
ACyclingLife (@Lipp1661839) profile pictureACyclingLife
@Lipp1661839Nov 1
Ken Paxton skis in blue jeans and a turtleneck sweater
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Replying to @leftcoastbabe
Ken Paxton takes change from the offering plate at church
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Julius Kim (@Julius_Kim) profile picture
Julius Kim
@Julius_KimNov 1
Ken Paxton drives in the left lane going 4 MPH over the speed limit.
John Ales AF™️ (@IAmJohnAles) profile pictureJohn Ales AF™️@IAmJohnAlesOct 31
Ken Paxton is the guy that tells you the chemistry test has been cancelled an hour before he tells you it hasn’t.
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Ken Paxton uses his speakerphone on crowded elevators.
Janice Hough (@leftcoastbabe) profile pictureJanice Hough
@leftcoastbabeOct 31
Ken Paxton eats salsa made in New York City.
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Ken Paxton eats salsa made in New York City.
GotoChelle 🇺🇸💙 (@chelleyourself) profile pictureGotoChelle 🇺🇸💙
@chelleyourselfOct 31
Ken Paxton leaves his shopping carts in the parking spots.
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No (@forDemocratia) profile picture
No@forDemocratiaNov 1
Ken Paxton leaves pee on the bathroom floor around the toilet.
KiaNu Reeves™️ (@kianureeves00) profile pictureKiaNu Reeves™️
@kianureeves00Nov 1
Ken Paxton uses speakerphone in a public bathroom
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Ken Paxton picks his nose and wipes his boogers on the bottom of his shoes
ACyclingLife (@Lipp1661839) profile pictureACyclingLife
@Lipp1661839Oct 31
Ken Paxton eats his ear wax.
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Ken Paxton eats his ear wax.
Al Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@lacho_ai_) profile pictureAl Camino™️🌊 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
@lacho_ai_Oct 31
Ken Paxton pees sitting down
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Ken Paxton pees sitting down
AntifaPuddin’Pop (@Andie00471) profile pictureAntifaPuddin’Pop
@Andie00471Oct 31
Ken Paxton puts pineapple on pizza.
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