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@ObviousCap8042

43|Blue-collar|Husband|Pitbull advocate|Logical thinker|Dog Dad|Traveler|Fisherman|👻Capt2803

 Windsor, VA
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Joined May 2025
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Replying to @paisylynn
Because you're suffocating the poor bastard! 😂 You put a plastic bag over his head, cut off his oxygen, and then wonder why he's dying on you. 🤣💀
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Kae.vex@KaleyxxxOct 27
What could make your day better right now? Answer below 👇🏼
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Kae.vex@KaleyxxxOct 27
Always ready to go for round 3 or 4 🤭
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The real cause of erectile dysfunction isn't age. It's marriage. 😂
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I will now only reference this case as “The cuck on cuckold cove." 🤣 smnewsnet.com/archives/56602…
Hollywood Man Charged With First-Degree Assault After Threatening Brother With Loaded Rifle

Hollywood Man Charged With First-Degree Assault After Threatening Brother With Loaded Rifle

Jakob Conal Fritsch, 28, of Hollywood, was arrested and charged with felony first-degree assault after allegedly threatening his brother with a loaded rifle during an argument over installing ceiling...

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The only time a man will find peace is when he's not with a woman. 😂
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Peter@Peter1025076Oct 25
Pleasure and pain
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@ObviousCap8042Oct 25
Replying to @tekashi42_0 @Ava_ia
It's far more complex than that. BDSM isn't necessarily about enjoying pain. For many, it's the psychological aspect, the trust, the power dynamics, the vulnerability, and the exchange of control. There's a whole lot more to it than whips and restraints.
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I wonder if they make NFL-themed dog poop bags. I'd get the Dallas Cowboys so I could pick up shit all day. 😂
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@ObviousCap8042Oct 25
Replying to @Ava_ia
BDSM stands for: B – Bondage D – Discipline D – Dominance S – Submission S – Sadism M – Masochism
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@risk_011Oct 25
If she fvcks back while you are pumping,just know you have a small dick.
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@risk_011Oct 25
If she fvcks back while you are pumping,just know you have a small dick.
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Kinda feel like rubbing one out, but honestly, I can't even tell if I'm horny or just bored at this point. 😂
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Came across X porn the other day.
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Same-sex marriage isn't legal in Palestine, and LGBTQ people face serious discrimination. Israel, on the other hand, recognizes same-sex marriages performed abroad and protects LGBTQ rights.
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Yet you have so many Americans, especially within the LGBTQ community, chanting “Free Palestine.” Do people actually recognize these differences, or are they just ignoring them?
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@darkfang1989Oct 24
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