Pastor Obvious says obvious pastor things

If you get an email with the subject line "Knock knock," don't open it. It's probably just a Jehovah's Witness working from home.

Who did it better?

When was the resurrection? At Son Rise

Better than 99 red balloons

You can tell a country music singer was having a tough time when their song sounds like they did a brainstorming session about rural life and then just put lyrics to everything up on the dry erase board.

Florida man's been leaning to the left lately

What do you call a hen looking at lettuce? Chicken Sees Her Salad

I don't think I will

Anything can be God's plan, if you're delusional enough.

Elon Musk? Less Drama? Or doesn't like the competition?

Technically, it is the female that is called a goose. If it then identifies as a male, it is transgander.

5 Stages of a Pastor 1. Directly shepherds a congregation 2. Leads a staff that shepherds a congregation 3. Leads a team that manages a staff that shepherds a congregation 4. Oversees an organizational chart of teams and staff that shepherd a congregation 5. Writes books about it

A traditional Russian house.

If you can't flatten the curve in the x-axis, you can still flatten it in the y-axis.

The problem is that you are at the greatest chance of getting COVID when the hospitals are full and the medicines are in short supply.

The blind could see

FYI: Fairies don't have Tails.

There is no "I" in "Team" But there is a "U" in "Quit being an idiot"

Are there many hipsters out there who named their kids Ebenezer and Fount?