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St. Croix County, Wisconsin
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"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."
Thomas Sowell
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Salon wrote some of the best satire we've ever seen. If these brilliant humorists couldn't keep the lights on, what does that mean for the rest of us?
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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A man filed a $50 million lawsuit against the New York Times because it didn't label the Gaza war a genocide, causing him to cry himself to sleep
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oh no what will we do without salon
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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The fastest-growing federal expense isn't health care, defence, or seniors' benefits.
It's interest on the national debt, costing a family of four nearly $6,000 this year alone and chewing through every cent Ottawa collects in GST.
Canadians cannot afford the cost of Mark Carney.
Today's budget must cut the cost of government to save Canadians money: conservative.ca/cpc/save-you…
I saw Widespread AI Sell-off at the Fillmore East with the Hothouse Flowers and Spanadu Ballet.
wsj.com/livecoverage/stock-m…
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A black man raised by a single mother and born in 1970s Crown Heights, last night became the first elected black governor of Florida, a state whose slave-owning Civil War-era governor actually committed suicide when he realized the war was lost.
Seen any celebration of that from the usual diversity milestone celebrators?
Whoopsies!
David Crowley's Milwaukee County Just Disclosed $4.5 Million BUDGET ERROR, the Day AFTER Election wisconsinrightnow.com/david-…
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WHOOPSIES!
David Crowley's Milwaukee County Just Disclosed $4.5 Million BUDGET ERROR, the Day AFTER Election wisconsinrightnow.com/david-…
wisconsinrightnow.com/david-…
Software error. Oh yes. Of course. TOTALLY BELIEVABLE.
$4.6M hole in Crowley's county budget emerges a day after election jsonline.com/story/news/poli…
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“If you pay people not to work and tax them when they do, don’t be surprised if you get unemployment.”
— Milton Friedman
One of the ESPNs has got U Mass v Ball State. I only bring this up because there are as many people in this Wisconsin beer joint than in whatever place U Mass is in.
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Dusty Baker fires home while one fan pukes over the railing and a shirtless George Carlin gets the fuck out of Dodge.
