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ALT 1. Drawing of Agent 8 from Splatoon holding the Captain (former Agent 3) in squid form 2. 8 (examining their tentacles): "A lot of these scars are new?" - Captain (now in walking form): "car door accident" 3. gal pal moment lol 4. Captain: "Are you okay?" (pat pat) - 8 (flustered, went into octopus form & jumped on their head): "too excited"
ALT Splatoon comic. Panel 1: Agent 8 is thinking in the Octarian language. Provided translation says "My shoes are killing me, so I need to find a bench. But, I don't know how to say this in their language..." Panel 2: Agent 8 is thinking about the previous panel. She says in the Inkling language, VERY loudly, "FEET. I WANT TO SHIT." The other agents hear. Agent 3 is confused, Agent 4 is rapturously delighted. Panel 3: Agent 8 is thinking about the previous panel, and lying in bed, completely awake and horrified.
ALT Splatoon comic (first page). Panel 1: 8-Ball falls. CQ Cumber says "You let the 8-Ball fall. Test failed." Panel 2: Cut to Agent 8 rapidly thinking in Octoling language. Subtitled in English as "There is a bomb strapped to my backpack. I need to get rid of it." Panel 3: 8 hurls her backpack as forcefully as she can into the distance Panel 4: 8 watches on as backpack directly hits CQ Cumber and explodes, tossing him into the air Panel 5: CQ painfully crawls back into screen as the ground smokes Panel 6: CQ is trembling, shouts "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT"
ALT Splatoon comic (second page). Panels 1-3: Small scenes of Agent 8 going really out of her way to stare directly at CQ Cumber as he walks around. Panel 4: Agent 8 looms over CQ Cumber. He says "Ma'am, I'm here to notify you that some of the clothes you are wearing are not up to recommended safety guidelines." Panel 5: 8 Cuts off CQ, says "Mister conductor. I am wondering what you are flavor?" Panel 6: CQ attempts to resume, saying "The Kamabo Co. can provide non-slip, closed-toe, protective footwear on request at no cost to applicants if the issue is-". Cut off as 8, shadily staring CQ down, interrupts with "Blue raspberry? ...I have not have food in past two days. Keep talking. I am interested." CQ, sweating and trembling, frantically googles in his head if octopi eat sea cucumbers.
ALT Splatoon comic (third page). Panel 1: Agent 8 stands on the far end of a train platform. She has a chatroom open, which reads: "DJ_Hyperfresh> TWO DAYS!?!? MC.Princess> on god we are going to get you some food โ Webmasterโ > MC.Princess has sent an attachment: burger" A burger pops into existence in front of 8. Panel 2: The telephone looms above CQ Cumber. It asks "HOMESLICE, WHAT IS THE STATUS UPDATE ON subject_get_ID(current_session)?" Panel 3: CQ recalls the two previous pages . He has nothing else to say but "yeah".
