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Las Vegas, NV
Joined November 2018
Watching “As Told by Ginger” for the first time since i was 7. Me and Mrs.Octo didnt remember Dodie being such a gaslighting, two faced, self righteous, back stabber. Also she looks like a muppet. Furthermore, fuck her
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Was too quick on the draw for the guy
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Fuck @Applebees for this. A fucking disgusting view from disgusting food
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Ever wipe so hard you crack your back?
Yo-yo’s fucking suck. Deal with it.
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Can I have a “Where are they now” for Carl Wheezer? I wanna know if he ever cucked Jimmy’s dad
Im breaking apart. Have a meme
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I like to forrizle my nizzle until I squizzle. Happy thanksgiving
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Day 1 of finding things i like while working at @Goodwill
Day 4 of only listening to @Moonraccoon and @blaqkaudio and my vertical leap has increased 5 inches and i can now bench 450 lbs
Move over Trick or Treat. Time for Dick or Feet
Thinking of the perfect Date Night movie? Watch the 10/10 cant be beat classic Spy Kids 3 Game Over. I dare you to watch that cgi and try not to want to rearrange some guts. And in 9 months, you can thank me for helping you start your family.
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Pirate pigeon 🏴‍☠️
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