Oculus Discrimine 🇺🇸

We should take a minute to celebrate the pearl onion, an unsung hero of the culinary world. These tiny onions stay together as tiny onions in stews, soups, or sauces and give you a nice bite of oniony goodness. You can get them fresh in bags, but then you have to process them: cut the ends off and peel each one. This takes a long time. Or just buy bags of frozen ones that are ready to heat and eat, like I do. So all hail the pearl onion! You should get some.😀

Aren't these the things from The Wizard of Oz?

He seems to be listing to starboard, but he's taking his shot at track fame...

What a good doggie!

Never forget the vets...🔊 National Veterans Homeless Hotline: 1-877-4AID-VET (424-3838)

Just hahahaha...🔊

And he bought that?

Hahaha, great dad!

They don't make fake Elons like they used to. They still go on about secret accounts for Elon's biggest fans, but the latest batch gives up too easily. The last one hit me with the usual spiel, and I said, "That was lame, try harder." And that was it, they went away. Pathetic.

There's nothing like coming home...

Dude gets a little too excited...

This is what friends are for...

What I want to know is where these protestors get their flags, scarves, and other regalia of the "Current Thing!" They always seem too uniformly uniformed to be spontaneous in any way. They are well-organized, things are distributed... people get paid. It's all just showbiz.

Yes it is!

So no more tipping? It used to be that waitresses and delivery drivers were paid very little, so you gave them a nice tip if they did their jobs well. Seemed fair. But if you're now making $20+ an hour, and your employer already passed those costs onto me, you don't get a tip.

It's the least she can do. We need more of this, drizzle drizzle.

Big points are up for grabs if you can tell me what this is. Double points if you have ever worn one.

Another "leaked" photo from the possible upcoming remake of The Wizard of Oz. Insiders speculate that Uncle Joe heard "wizard" and demanded to be Harry Potter, so it's like Harry Potter and the Wizard of Oz or something.

Social experiment... Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark

Our local police discovered a 4th body today. He was found like the others: naked in a bathtub full of cornflakes and milk. It's obviously the work of a cereal killer.