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Sometimes when my head is empty,
I have the beginning of Bikini Bottoms
music on repeat in my brain.
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Why does being a lady contribute
to your knowledge about blood ?
Is this a vampire thing ?
( Oblivious as ever, he at least knows to wash the wounded area. Rinsing the cut beneath running water at one of the sinks. The red already staining. )
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Mind your knives in the future, wonโt you?
As for the bloodโ youโll want lemon juice to help you break it down without leaving a stain. But letโs avoid getting it in your cut.
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I know !
Red is too showing on by beautiful grey fur,
I need a band-aid or ill start looking like Shadow. ๐ฅน
This drought has to stop !
MY GARDEN IS STRUGGLING.
How come we have a Pyromancer but no Hydromancer!?
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Infinite's out here looking for these lenses and using space satellites and committing the most elaborate of schemes;
just go to the optometrist bro.
It's not hard.
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Pushing the limits of his speed, he'd snapped to the front of his competition, crushing a motobug like an empty can as a small flicky perched on his shoulder.
โ I'm not getting ahead of anyone,
except you of course. โ
Silver mused as the scrap was flung at his companion.
โโ Don't get ahead of yourself! โโ
Sonic boasted while ruling at speeds eclipsing light, busting up badniks of varying assortment in the process of speaking! Parts flew everywhere!
It looked like a minefield of scrap and iron by the time they were finished.
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The connected combo left Silver in disorientation,
the visage of trees spiraling like a merry go round as small splinters peppered his grey fur amdist crumbled rock.
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This was like peeping through a window of Shadow's past, something Silver had done in an attempt to know his fellow Hedgehog, it made him a bit giddy.
โThat's fair! Im from a MUCH different time after all.
We have a similar acquaintance. Um, im Silver, its my honor to meet you.โ
There was a flicker of regret in amber pupils, a make or break moment. Shifting the gaze to the closed hand.
โ Well... ill tell you something im doing that you can't anymore. SMELL, BECAUSE I GOT YOUR NOSE. โ
The grey furred hedgehogs brows raised a few times.
she didnโt budge.
she simply stared at him with a fixed scowl, clearly not impressed by his attempt at banter.
โ what. are you doing. โ
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