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Haiku #15 – The Zen of Your Mother
She masturbates me
Into her awaiting mouth
Your mother swallows.
Haiku # 216 – The Zen of a Gen Z Kid Being Molested By His Smoking Hot Spanish Teacher, Part 3
Gripping the desktop
Goodbye to my virginity
I cum inside her
Haiku # 215 – The Zen of a Gen Z Kid Being Molested By His Smoking Hot Spanish Teacher, Part 2
Assigned more homework
I have to stay after class
Throbbing cock enters
Haiku # 214 – The Zen of a Gen Z Kid Being Molested By His Smoking Hot Spanish Teacher, Part 1
Bulge in my pants grows
Teacher keeps looking at me
Wet under her skirt
Haiku #213 – The Zen of the Reverse Facial
Unload in her ass
Admiring your work; she farts
Butthole cum facial
Once again my house is the most popular one on the street as I hand out zip lock bags of Caesar Salad. Happy Halloween everybody! Osu! Arigato!
Haiku #220 – The Zen of Being Ritually Sacrificed in the Forest By Your Goth Girlfriend Part 2
The dagger flashes
Blood and cum trickle through leaves
Satan is summoned
Haiku #219 – The Zen of Being Ritually Sacrificed in the Forest By Your Goth Girlfriend Part 1
Big titty goth girl
A real practicing Wiccan
Let’s fuck in the woods
Haiku #210 – The Zen of Your AI Artwork
Big titty Furry
Alien dominatrix
Fucked by tentacles
Haiku # 2226 – The Zen of a Pumpkin in October During a Beautiful Indian Summer Day (The Zen of Melon Fucking Part 2)
Warming the pumpkin
I will then scoop out a hole
Front porch pumpkin fuck
Haiku #208 – The Zen of Manscaping Your Butt Crack
Waxing my ass hair
The hemorrhoid gets pulled out
Ass blood everywhere
Haiku #202 – The Zen of Your Hotwifing Kink
His ten inch prick grows
As you watch in your cuck chair
Your wife’s needs are met
Haiku # 205 – Foot Fetish Zen Part 2
She sucks my finger
As I’m standing above her
Toe fucking her cunt
Haiku # 204 – Foot Fetish Zen Part 1
Her feet work my cock
Baby oil drips down my balls
Cum oozes through toes
Haiku #36 – The Zen of Soft Furry Animals
The slow guy ran off
To have sex with animals
And then found road kill
Haiku #200 – The Zen of Your New Super Intelligent Bathroom
New AI Toilet
Programmed to like eating poop
It’s nice having friends
Haiku # 198 – The Zen of a Soaking Wet Pussy Part 2
The hairy wet gash
Tickles my pink lashing tongue
Like warm slug slime
Haiku # 203 – The Zen of My Completely Obsessed Girlfriend
Nancy swallows
But she keeps keying my car
I just can’t stay mad
Haiku #201 – The Zen of Extreme Sports
The base jumper leaps
Parachute does not deploy
Tree impaled asshole
