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Offensive RA

@Offensive_RA

Offensive thoughts about and quotes from real life residents... #NoHopeForTheHumanRace

 Residence Halls Everywhere
Joined September 2012
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2. I have a Tumblr featuring more of my writing as well as my quirky offensiveness. If you Tumbl, follow me: rebootrethinkrewrite.tumblr.…
1. I love and miss you all. I missed having a creative outlet to humor you with (and simultaneously stroke my ego). Which brings me to...
Hey it's me here; I came back for 2 reasons.
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Offensive RA retweeted
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TheArrrD@TheArrrD12 Jan 2013
Replying to @TheNaughtyRA
@TheNaughtyRA we would have definitely been friends in undergrad, me swears responsibility now. Well, me be trying’ to be responsible. Arrr!
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Offensive RA retweeted
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TheArrrD@TheArrrD12 Jan 2013
Arrr! Tweet at me bro!
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Little known fact: RAs can party harder than most.
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As an afterward to my career, my replacement quit after a week, yet I'm a terrible RA. Ironic, ain't it?
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#AdviceToRAs always be offensive and honest, it makes you more fun to be around. – at Fairborn, OH
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#AdviceToRAs don't ever neglect your studies or you'll find yourself in a bad spot. – at Fairborn, OH
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#AdviceToRAs staff drama isn't worth it. Don't gossip. Ain't nobody got time for that. – at Fairborn, OH
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#AdviceToRAs don't hold back and always question authority. If a policy seems wrong to you, imagine how your residents feel. – at Fairborn, OH
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#AdviceToRAs Your HD (or CD or RD, whatever you call 'em) can be your best friend or worst nightmare, it's your call. – at Fairborn, OH
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#AdviceToRAs you took this job for the money or the residents, remember that. – at Fairborn, OH
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#AdviceToRAs you'll always love your residents, no matter how much they piss you off. – at Fairborn, OH
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Offensive RA retweeted
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TheArrrD@TheArrrD3 Jan 2013
Replying to @Offensive_RA
@Offensive_RA @ItsTheRA @FloorFromHell @ShitRezziesSay What a great grand vacation. Gettin’ pumped about seein’ me ship today!
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For the FUNNIEST RA tweets make sure you follow @Offensive_RA and @FloorFromHell 😂😂😂
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And to each of you, #ResLife4Life. Feel free to DM me any questions as I will be checking those for awhile. Much love, me. – at Fairborn, OH
so because I am, and forever will be, the @Offensive_RA. Please follow my good friends, @ItsTheRA @FloorFromHell @ShitRezziesSay @TheArrrD – at Fairborn, OH
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family. With not being an RA I'm also ceasing to use this twitter account. Although I thought about handing it over, I decided against doing – at Fairborn, OH
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