Jim Lin

For those of you who are kale-intolerant, may I suggest that a good substitute for kale in recipes is Italian sausage. #KaleDay2016 #kaleday

Word to you mothers

The Roman Empire thought about Chuck Norris everyday.

Sums it up well

I believe I can eat some popcorn with these fingers

Tell me you’re the CFO of your family without telling me you’re the CFO of your family

Elon musk just discovered that humans are more complex than machines.

The scariest candy bar in the world.

My love language is billing codes

Jonesy says every day is #InternationalCatDay I’m going back to sleep. Feed me when I awake.

Great weekend so far #bassfishing

Been really annoyed at Wordle. It used to be “oh wow how did I not see that!” And now it’s more like “is that even a word?” The dynamic has completely changed.

Happy #FathersDay Thanks to @BabyRuth you now have an accessory to match with your cargo shorts to complete that Dadfit #cl

Dads: never let them tell you that you can’t wear your cargo shorts to that fancy joint on #fathersday. @BabyRuth has you covered. The Daddy Ruth by Baby Ruth cargo tie just leveled up your dadfit game. #cl

Ready to shred at #CiscoLive next week.

My brain just told me that all pet ownership is Stockholm Syndrome and wow what a way to start a work week.

Word to you mothers