she/her I'm an old woman who has been addicted to video games since 1981 when I received a handheld, tabletop Pac-Man machine.
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Maybe two weeks into a new job--
Me: Hey coworker, do you have a plastic knife I can use?
Coworker: Why don't you use your tongue? It's sharp enough.
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I always, always, ALWAYS wish her voice was mixed louder. Even on the album, I want more VOICE!!!!
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Mixed feelings about this adorb video. On one hand, I don't like the idea of creating dependency in wildlife BUT, I have no idea the details behind this sitch & I know sometimes it stems from necessity or an innocent thing (i.e. leaving cat food out for ferals that wildlife eats)
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One of my top faves. #Drummer Matt Chamberlain and pianist @mikegarson kick absolute ass.
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@Geleekeaux Do you know anyone?
🚨 SF BAY AREA 🚨
Valerie and Peepers are losing their foster home soon - we urgently need to find them forever homes or a new foster.
They are NOT bonded and would like to be adopted separately. They are both sweet, chonky, lovely ladies
Learn more: petfinder.com/cat/valerie-72…
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This is why I resent a lot of animal and kid content on SM--because I know people are doing terrible shit to stage it. So fucked up.
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This week, no fish ... just bears.
I need help!
My kid invited a few friends over and they end up eating 11 packs of Costco gummy bears, how much should I charge their parents for this inconvenience? I was thinking:
Play date fee: $5
Oxygen fee: $5 + $3 global warming surcharge
Eating fee: $12
Pls advise!
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David Bowie's Low. I was about 13 too--but it was in the late 80s and I found it at some weird, off-brand video rental/junk shop.
No cheating - 1st Album you ever bought with your own money? Mine was “Stranded” by Roxy Music from Quicksilver Records in Reading. I was 13. I’d saved up and I remember being on the bus on the way into town clutching my 3 quid 😂
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