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Bart Allen

@On_Impulse

Bart Allen; poster child for the judgment-impaired. He’s not terrifically polished at distinguishing imaginary peril from genuine danger.

 The fridge!
Joined February 2011
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Name: Bart Allen Crono Age: 2 VR Age: 19 Physical Age: 9 Mental Age: 14 SIM Code: Com-8
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So, if I stuff a burrito into an Air Vortex Cannon, how fast will it fly into my mouth?
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OooOOOoooOOOoooh, someone owes you a soda!
Danica “Dani” Williams | The Flash (@TheFlashBeyond) profile pictureDanica “Dani” Williams | The Flash@TheFlashBeyond3 Jul 2019
Jinx?!?
Guess not.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM THE K-MAN!!! [dives over the couch and into a pile of dirty laundry, then lies there, frowning at the empty screen] Huh.
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Not cool, bro. You know how I feel about sushi. ;_;
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Does @KonEl_ just have two dads? Or was one of them the mom?
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Four years later, and I STILL don't know. #bellybutton #lint #answers #ineedthem
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I found this #FirstTweet: xitter.gq/On_Impulse/statuses/58…. What was yours? first-tweets.com
Bart Allen (@On_Impulse) profile pictureBart Allen@On_Impulse14 Apr 2011
Anyone know where belly lint comes from?
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She can't math.
Sorry! FALSE ALARM! It's just me.
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It smells like something died in here.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BREAD?!?
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Buns, hot dogs. Hot dogs and buns. Hotdogsbunsbunshotdogshotdogsbuns.
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@AlienatedSavior Ask my man @KonEl_ here! He's got all the hookups!
@AlienatedSavior I mean, PLEASE!
@AlienatedSavior I do!
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@On_Impulse You have no idea how much Ramen I've had this week.
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I'm so hungry. #feedme #starving #famine #TitanTower #help #onthecouch
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