[Comically, but challenged dead-terrorist.] - ''Silence @NotTheDramaKim, I LOVE YOU!'' - #JeffDunham
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Joined May 2015
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Remembers the times dealing with 1-46 when he was gone for days on end.
"...At least she is not insane or evil like the ones I know."
"...Kim is not mad? I was gone for like, months...I would at least expect a kick to the face...At least, that's what I'm associated with." +
"I am envious of Kim though....she is able to still look amazing, me..." He looks at his body, "I gained weight."
Has come back, his arm sewn back into place as he stumbled into the house, grumbling something angrily as he heads to @NotTheDramaKim.
"@NotTheDramaKim, @AnnePossible is growing up..." He began to sniffle, his tone like a proud fathers'."
"Give me dollars!" He grinds xitter.gq/SeaMyHook/status/64212…
Gets on his lap, "Give me all your dollars!" xitter.gq/SeaMyHook/status/64212…
"Silence, I dance!" xitter.gq/SeaMyHook/status/64212…
Is currently a skeleton as he pole dances. xitter.gq/SeaMyHook/status/64212…
This is either the scariest thing I've ever witnessed or the funniest xitter.gq/OnceASkeleton/status/6…
Just says nothing anymore, done with arguing. xitter.gq/AnnePossible/status/64…
"He does hate me, I know. But unlike my children, I still love them." xitter.gq/AnnePossible/status/64…
"You are lucky I'm never to strike my family" xitter.gq/AnnePossible/status/64…
"Me being gone is no excuse for you being bad." xitter.gq/AnnePossible/status/64…
