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I'm Chief Inspector ChrissyG of the Ginger Entertainment Police.

Joined July 2014
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I've got a birth certificate, driving licence, a passport, and an NI number. You know who I am. I am not the problem.
BREAKING: Digital ID to be made law for all adults in the UK. The proposals are the government's latest attempt to tackle illegal immigration, with the ID serving as a form of proof of the right to live and work in the UK. @MhariAurora reports. trib.al/ccTgxuY
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I knew this wouldn't take long.
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And china owns British Gas tells you everything you need to know to hold these rats to account
Sorry for being so direct but you utter @HouseofCommons cnuts! The people of this country of which some are the bones of their arse paying energy, fuel and food bills and you bastards claim when earning £90+ a year plus expenses! You rotten callous ignorant pigs!
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ChrissyG retweeted
Paula Vennells is the one who should be behind bars #MrBates #PostOfficeScandal
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ChrissyG retweeted
The US Coast Guard holds a press conference regarding the missing tourist submersible, carrying five people. The sub is used to take tourists to see the Titanic wreck and has been uncontactable for two days. 📺 Sky 501, Sky News App and YouTube 👇 xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1MnGnpdZy…
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Millionaires slagging people off for not ‘living in the real world like us’ #ImACeleb
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Sue answering questions about Mike like #imacelebrity
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Watching a Tory eat dick… FUCKING AMAZING #ImACeleb
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Matt Hancock isn’t a celebrity He’s the health secretary who oversaw the UK having one of the highest death tolls in the world from Covid-19 whilst breaking his own lockdown rules. If you agree that he should be In prison and not on a I'm a celebrity please reply with a 💙
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Replying to @SkyNews
xitter.gq/JohnnyMercerUK/status/… – at Kildare, Ireland
No expert, but the invasion doesn’t seem to be going particularly well. Ukrainian tractor steals Russian APC today 👇
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Oh my. I could cry. A small town near Chernihiv went on the street and stopped RU tanks. People, you are wonderful. #RussiaGoHome #ukrainerules #NoToWar
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Replying to @itvnews
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🚨 Senior Conservative backbencher tells me tonight they are confident of getting to 54 letters tomorrow to try and oust the PM. “Up the revolution!” they tell me. No 10 / whips subjecting them to “threats and blackmail” but has only angered MPs further, they say.
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Will they be apologising to the many many families like mine who lost relatives that day, and were not legally allowed to be together let alone drink and dance the night away?
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People must STOP calling Sue Gray’s report “independent!” She might be independent-minded but she’s a serving permanent secretary. The PM - now implicated in the inquiry - is effectively her boss! Report goes straight to Johnson & he gets to decide what action should be taken!
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BREAKING: The Metropolitan Police will NOT investigate any of the Downing Street parties unless and until the Sue Gray inquiry finds evidence of criminality. ie the Met are relying on an internal inquiry to decide for them whether a crime was committed. Full statement 👇
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Oh my lord #Lunchtime – at Sheffield, England
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. #NHSheroes #NHSclap never forget how we got here
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