Total Girl Problems

Mood

Crown Maple is my fav foreal.

Jack. Jim. Crown. What do they all have in common? They all take turns swimming in my coke.

Just gonna warn you, if you piss me off, or I catch you talking crap about my people? I'm gonna call you out and make you feel like dirt. 💁🏼

I'm so sassy. I sometimes don't even wanna be around me.

Jaclyn Hill's palette comes out tomorrow and I want it.

Rant over. For now.

Don't step on our flag. Don't try to take away things that made this country the great nation it is.

This is my country, and I love it. If you don't love it? Leave it. If all you can do is talk about how much you hate it here, get out.

This is a time to pray for America, and that the right person goes into office, pray that we stay one nation under GOD.

This is a time to stay armed and aware of our surroundings If you're somewhere and danger strikes and you have a weapon you can do SOMETHING

Just like drug dealers always have illegal drugs, terrorists will always find a way to have weapons. This isn't a time to tree hugger.

Terrorists will always have guns it's what they do. If there's a ban on guns we will be empty handed when we need to stand up for ourselves.

When your boss tells you you're fired, but forgets to actually fire you.... So you escape unemployment altogether.

When you're the tallest one at work and you just awkwardly hover over everyone, even your boss... 🙄

Like. My makeup can rock or it can suck. No in between.

Somedays I can contour the heck out of my face, my eyeliner will be fleek, shadow be poppin, and some days be like

When you find a dress that is an appropriate length #tallgirlsproblem

Jaclyn Hill is such a role model. She shows girls that if you strive you can come out of poverty, and you can be what you set your mind to.